+1, so stupid

+1

Sad that as he turned his back to acknowledge the crowd chanting his name, he was gored to death by a bull

+1

Which model? Was it Fabio? Because that guy's a fucking idiot

Russia had better damn well hope they don't come back with Super Silver or Bronze Crisp

I hope they sing that song about de plane, de plane

First you start admiring the helmets, but soon it will be the bodysuits. Then the sculpted physiques. Next thing you know you'll have blatant fantasies of oiling down an athlete and taking your own ride on their lusty curves. Then the inevitable—you'll find yourself with your dick hanging out of your pants as…

"Globe Life"

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doing his best "Drunk Guy Who Has Been at the Party For Way Too Long" impression

I really enjoyed this, thanks.

Welker: (leaves interview)

Beats by Dre suck. I only use I'm Sorry Baby I Only Did It Because I Love You So Much, You Know? by Dre

Spanglish.

GO ORANGE MEN

A sports personality hasn't gotten in this many good shots since Oscar Pistorius

"What I love about this shot is that it looks like it was meant to be taken from such preposterous range."

As pranks go, this one is pretty basic

11th hour deals are so unnecessary. The easiest way to drop a Phoenix is a speedball and a trip to the Viper Room