Actually, most of the money was spent re-doing the interior decorating as for some reason they couldn't find a competent professional

It was worth the first joke to get to the witty rejoinder +1

Looks more like the 4th

I tried looking up their names but it requires a wicked google-y

Meanwhile Eli Manning lined up his usual assortment of troll dolls and lucky charms for the weekly bingo game he plays in at the VFW

Had Varlamov been found guilty, Avalanche center Matt Duchene was looking at a 6-8 month sentence

Well something on this page made my brain go quiet anyway

"Old Dirty Bastard to compete in ATP Champions Tour Event"

+1

+1

We may have never heard this story, but Chael's surgeon spilled his guts

Reached for comment, FCC Chairman Thomas Wheeler replied, "We passed that? Oh shit I don't remember that at ALL"

+1, too

+1

Jimmy John's Founder: Dude, Brock, I have to ask. What's with the pants?

+1

"For my next trick, I will obey all traffic laws!"

Balotelli was forced to amputate his feet after the newspaper shoes provided next to no circulation

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"I knew I should have eaten a fucking monkey"