True story, I once found a disembodied cat head on the front lawn of our apartment complex. Our neighborhood had coyotes come down from the hills from time to time, and I hope like hell that was why.

they spent, on average, about 16 percent on actual charity. That figure is far below the minimum 65 percent that charity watchdog groups say makes for a responsible charity.

+1 and there is a refreshing lack of people giving you grief for this

Let's see, looking at the film for the last few hours I can see they usually put up a pretty solid wall with their front four, but they can be exploited further down the field. Should definitely run a guy straight up the middle early and often to open up the defense.

Marking the first time this season anyone was excited about Andre's involvement with people 2-11

A second match was briefly postponed due to a plague of unruly frogs but eventually the PSG players calmed down and it was continued

On the standard David (1) to Ellington (10) scale, about a 7

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"LeBron was always nice but if you ever need a nice boy to exchange sweaty clothes and a knowing tug with, may I recommend Da Real Lambo?"

I missed the part where the jersey got HGH in Thailand

People say the NBA doesn't care, but here's concrete evidence that they do. How nice of the Pistons to help these kids take their minds off the tragedy by bringing them to Detroit to shoot some hoops

Who wore it better?

Discount Everest Climbing Guide: Sir, here is the Shar-pei you requested for the expedition.

This is the marine equivalent of cow tipping. It couldn't be more immature or irresponsible and I don't think it deserves to be highlighted on Deadspin. It's this attitude that has slowly destroyed our coral reefs.

His bare ass gets slapped, and then after that...it looks like he gets the "Wichita State" treatment

Judgment was reserved for a month because it took that long for the investigators to walk a mile in the shoes

Nice Tur-duckin'

Michael Phelps: Mooo-oo-oo-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-haaaah!

Thankfully for you, gravity has your back on that one every time

I can't remember being coaxed. But if you're a baritone like me the only way to properly kill it is with "Break On Through" and baby, if you let your freak flag fly you bring down the house