Go away

He may have caused the penalty but he did win the game of Simon says

Um, Prince? That's not your cheese.

The no ping-pong rule makes sense, the games were taking up valuable practice time since the players were never able to score 21

Unhappily, it will not be vaporized, shoved into the Thames, flash-frozen and shattered by mallets, coated in fox blood and torn apart by famished hounds, shot into the sun, or melted down into a fine paste suitable for insulation.

Across the NFL, anger has been the general sentiment toward the news.

"Stole this foul ball from a five-year-old girl. WHO WANTS THIS BALL? WHO WANTS THIS BALL? Well fuck you, I own this team and therefore this ball."

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I guess all future reproductions of this article will include a second asterisk

Is it still the 12th man if there's an extra X chromosome?

The hockey fan was sentenced to cover the Leafs for ESPN, thus guaranteeing minimal risk of further exposure

[reads headline]

Are you sure that isn't just Madame Tussaud?

I'm going to reach on out to the loser of the match, who did not look strong. If you need to call someone; if you need a friend Li Na: Me

No surprise that the Jews want to cut off the tips

That's Hawkeye vodka and when I was in college many years ago it was less than $5 a bottle and believe me, you knew it the next day

Someone at a party I was at once:

Unfortunately someone forgot to wipe out the brown eye

What do you think about speculation that he might have Aspergers?