Word is he was so excited, he didn't piss his pants

Sorry, I prefer chocolate MLK

Accidentally patching in Rush was what ruined my grandmother's quilt tribute to the greatest Canadian rock bands

"If you didn't want me getting a ton of money maybe you shouldn't have sent me to the aTm"

Well there goes their running game

Mark Sanchez, though, continues his strong relationship with Tiger Beat readers.

If you thought this was disturbing, you definitely don't want to see Rex Ryan in his wife's remake of Footloose

You know what they say, can't knock 'em down if you haven't knocked 'em up

+1 great joke

Holy crap I haven't heard that song in at least 15 years.

...if you do, you'll be thrown under the Bus

Now see, when I heard he shot Odin Lloyd I thought he had freed up some cap space

A referee supervised the fights as concessionaires sold beer and food

That's fedorable!

Normally when I tune in to Fox programming for less than a quarter it's because Brian Billick is in the booth

All in good fun of course. What's your avatar? It's hard to make out at 1/8" x 1/8"

Lured into the Rays locker room by the smell of ballpark dogs, the snake eventually left after realizing there were no buns

Well obviously you're not the original.

Ironically, boxer marriages are usually brief