All that way and he forgot his amp

Bison Dele jokes never cease treading water

Of all the albums I listened to in high school this is one of the few I still regularly spin, and I'm not totally sure why, although his guitar work has a lot to do with it. But it wasn't even a favorite back then. I just get in the mood to hear it every once in a while.

Can't forget this. The jam rocks so damn hard:

I preferred the alternate sign-off where Chris Berman boarded a helicopter and as it flew away one last time he looked down to see the words "FUCK OFF" spelled out in soccer balls

Maybe the double jeopardy argument worked, because in the end he was emanctipated.

There's a Tebow page coming but for some reason the graphic designers have yet to complete their first pass

Jerry Rice—quick tip:

Dude, they prefer the term "physically disableder"

Not sure why they had any faith to begin with. You can always count on a Boggs to down a pitcher or two

It's like they can't go five minutes without being in something that's completely unwatchable

And as for Foals, this is the song that turned me on to them, which I am still obsessed with.

It makes me happy someone else likes it.

Thanks for stopping by, Tito

Today in songs to blow out your car speakers to:

What, does that guy think he's Rocky?

I don't know how offensive some of these are—I tried to get under an opposing players skin by yelling, "Hey princess, die!" on a soccer pitch in England but it was only met with reverent applause

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There hasn't been a team with this few page views since Jamarcus Russell was handed the Raiders playbook