+1 that is great

Living in California his bosses should have known — De Wolk (of fame) is never worth your time

Has anyone in the history of time ever managed to successfully button a baby's pajamas/onesie on the first try? If there's three snaps I guarantee I'm going to miss one, and don't even get me started if the snaps run all the way down the legs. I'd like to track down the honchos at BIG BABY and punch someone in the…

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At first everyone loved it, but since its inception the popularity of this event has just fallen off a cliff

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You can't trust this doctor. Generally Hackensack is for stoners and Phish fans.

They may have a case here—I'm pretty sure federal law allows the USPS to inspect any damaged package for dope

Kids, if you're caught cheating your best bet is to look to Rush Limbaugh, who taught us all that you can't let a little controversy stop you from getting back on that soap box.

Why don't you get an avatar already? Join the party in full force because your comments are top-notch

As a clarification, he does support pussy, but only if the cuffs & collar match

Whenever I play solitaire at a sporting event I always seem to lose. Almost impossible to find a black queen.

RIP Bruce Banner

Dude's just been born but he's already spent 9 months in the box

Don't worry because according to the email now that we've spotted them the 146 goals we should receive like 50,000 goals in the next couple of matches

Debating music is so ridiculous. Why do people want to feel like their taste in music is right or wrong? You either like something or you don't. If you like it, then to you it's good. I don't like creamed corn but if that's your favorite food I'm not going to tell you you're wrong.

For my money the best pool dunk of all time goes to Casey Anthony

Dude never learns that when he tries to run the option, he ends up getting busted.

Aaron Hernandez: So, where should we shoot Odin? Alley?

There's something totally homoerotic about running naked on the field during a rugby match.