I used to live across from the Silversun Liquor that gave this band their name. I like the song everybody loves, 'Lazy Eye'. Good for working out to.

It might look easy, but it's hard to make it in women's skeleton. Probably your best bet is to get Kate Moss drunk

NOT IN MY HOUSE!

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Man, this is really going to fuck up some wrestling fantasy leagues. Specifically, the WWE

"Try as hard as you want, you will never stop Denver from operating under the influence!"

While I'm at the ballpark, there's a video game I like to play called Distracted Baseball Fan. In it, I control a bored baseball fan at the major or minor league park of my choice. To win, you have to make the fan sit through an entire game of real-time baseball without waiting in line for beer, trying to start a…

Just Manny being Granny

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WHOA

Well he does eat them by the palette.

I just thought it was what you said when you got out of bed in the morning.

I work as a television editor and spend most of my time in an edit bay, so it was easy to remember when I wanted to log in. It was really just going to be a burner name (I don't actually like it all that much), but then I stuck around and here we are.

It's not that obtuse.

+1

"+1"

"...we have been married for 15 years, and he can’t keep it in his pants"

There are neither photos nor video of the pissbombing

Bullshit. No one that age can control their Wii

A storied tradition, the running of the bullpens.

Justin, Justin, over here! Quickly, could you let us know how many of your testicles have descended?