In desperation the Mets are trying the same uniform manufacturers, as it's the only way they can figure to pick up an extra W

Other Elephant. At 2:17 it rocks so hard I almost crashed my car.

An accidental shit and a sloppy BJ? Are we talking about my high school prom? HEYOOO

Oh my god, is someone chopping onions in here?

Glad to see he finally moved on to the second item on his bucket list—there's only so many times you can cross off "KFC 12 piece"

But hey, now you know it wasn't your fault Carolyn! Up high!

They should call him MC-L cause he just tore it up!

When you're ex-lax you shouldn't be surprised to end up taking shit.

I guess I'll just get right down to brass tacks

I knew it. He's on the Juicy Fruit

I have a nine-month-old and a three-year-old, both girls. GOOD TIMES

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Cutler does commiserate with people who are missing an arm

Hilarious +1

I don't know what she was worried about. Everyone knows Jordan struggled to even get to first base.

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This is why Ozzy Osbourne hit .365 lifetime

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Yo @DwightHoward our financial planners b charging a flat fee, no commission basis like dem LA thieves