Funny, usually a good blow is your best defense against sneaking one past the goalie

+1

+1

It was less of a prank and more of an experiment. He also wished in a 2nd glove.

Dammit

The test was clean but she reeked of Tiger balm

He's provided some key assists

I guess this means we'll be seeing fewer face offs.

I will always give a Family Circus 'not me' joke a +1....now photoshop him taking an unnecessarily long path to the rim for a slam dunk and I might give it a +2

As of today, my comments no longer languish in the land of wind and ghosts.

It was Jerry Sandusky, wasn't it

Did no one else's Deadspin layout suddenly just lose graphics and have everything change into Times New Roman, or is there something going on with my browser?

Don't you hate it when something you love inexplicably makes a poor design choice just out of left field?

Tim Robbins will be fine. He loved that hockey game for a long time but it's not like he was married to it

"Please be Bill James, please be Bill James..."

I've had this happen before! I'm not a baseball player though, I was just eating White Castle naked.

Can't beat that

That reminds me of a joke:

The treadmill is good for one thing when you're training—keeping at the same pace. I have a bad habit of not realizing how fast I'm going as I desperately try to zone out, and then I'll be at mile 2, dying, unable to figure out why I'm suddenly so out-of-shape, then I'll check my watch and realize I've been running…