And if she was wearing a low-cut shirt she was asking for it, right?

Remember, they're not saying "boo", they're saying "code bluuuue"

But on the plus side, if you're listening to the song from the kitchen it kind of sounds like they're saying "Super Why has a Super Penis, yeah!"

I guess he misses his baseball career, because apparently when Deion steps into the circle the bed changes rotations

There hasn't been this much on-camera shaving in Minnesota since the Minnetonka Queen last set sail

+_

Wow, that is seriously impressive. And by that I mean the Chinese plumbing.

Don't worry SEC, college kids will test the drugs policy or no policy

What's more exciting—a player getting caught stealing home or a triple play?

Achilier: what a heel

+1

The cyclist himself is taking this all in stride. If anyone knows a thing or two about eating Crow, it's Lance Armstrong

MJD + MGD's = TMZ

Never mind

15 minutes to fix a severed brake line? The nearest Meineke is like 10 minutes away and last time I went it was easily three hours, and that was just to replace the pads and turn the rotors. Dude got SCREWED

I thought he was on the left.

Pictured: the giant new member

"The brothers love him"

What an abomination! What a disgrace! There was good beer left in that can!