Honest question: what's with the nonchalance around the gator? I'd be scared shitless that thing was going to try and drag me to the nearest pond, but I'm not from those parts. Are they just not dangerous on land or something?

Oh sure, he laid pipe from Lexington to Frankfurt and back. If there was a fine looking filly you know he had her, usually twice. No horse could resist his charms. But there was always an ache, a void that couldn't be filled. On his death bed, he was heard to neigh "I never knew...true...love..."

"Offside", soccer's answer to the NBAs traveling 'rule'

Ohnowait! Call me Skip.

Good coverage. You guys beat CNN on the library incident being a fire by about half an hour. Apparently they didn't feel the need to worry about talking to a library spokesperson.

Guy was literally maybe a hundred yards from finishing a 26.2 mile run...wouldn't take much to knock me down at that point.

Am I the only one who thinks there's no way a 14-year-old boy could play four rounds of golf without at least ONE unwanted boner?

In my life I have never seen better camera work at a live sporting event. Whoever was on that slow zoom is a master of his/her craft

The worst part was the thirty minutes they spent trying to unfreeze his tongue from the visor

+1 That's the perfect joke for this

Like all pigs, he was impossible to contain once he heard they had dropped a fresh batch at the Dunkin' Donuts

The winning caddy gets the coveted red & white jacket

Oooh, the dreaded 7/10 split

I used to be one of those "soccer is so boring" guys, but the articles you've written have given me a genuine interest. Messi in particular and his skill have made me appreciate how ridiculous it is what these guys are able to do with their feet and a ball at high speeds and on the fly. I haven't sat down to…

I once saw Iggy Pop in a terminal at LAX. He was wearing one flip-flop and holding the other in his hand, so walking with one bare foot and a limp. Seemed about right.

Actually I was referring to Gary Player. Didn't realize it was him from the gif quality until MrMcQueen pointed it out. I didn't notice that was Arnold Palmer either

Much better than this other site:

The old man on the left is priceless.

Me: Hmmm, don't get it. Now to come up with a joke. Let's see...the move is called the flying squirrel. AHA! I can make a joke about that flying squirrel from Rocky and. Um. Oh.

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