Fuck and its versatility are unrivaled. But for pure cathartic satisfaction, nothing beats shouting out "MOTHERFUCKER!" in a moment of disappointment.

KEEP ON TRUCKIN'

He didn't even flinch. Either the toughest dude alive or the NBA has a really bad dental plan.

SOON

"Cry me a river" — Steve Bartman

The scar is on his other leg. That's just the bottom half of his tattoo of Jack from "Nightmare Before Christmas"

OK International U-18 hockey fans! It's time to play "Guess The Attendance!" Was tonight's paid attendance:

Damn, just got hacked. Better change my password. I guess in retrospect using "password" probably wasn't smart. But what would be easy to remember?

"This guy is terrible. Now Jefferson, there was a 76er who could really take it to the hole"

This question is great. What if it was a tri-fold and you had to put it back in your back pocket and take it out again before it would regenerate a dollar? On the one hand it seems like easy money, but on the other hand, you'd have to take it out of your pocket and open it up like 500-800 times a day to live an…

Oh my god, NO WAY. Foot all the way. You can adjust to a prosthetic and live a relatively normal life. No thumbs means having to do bizarre contortions to eat, write, masturbate, tie your shoes, masturbate, play darts, masturbate, etc. Thumbs 4 Life

I ordered the commemorative track pants, but they had a hole in the knee.

Surprised to see the Yankees jersey; I thought he was an Astros physicist.

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Nice try on the homophobia and race-baiting in one question, TMZ guy. But now you know how it feels to be on the wrong side of an AP juke.

However 100% of the students at schools with the mascot "Potato Skins" are morbidly obese.

+1 yeah, that made me stop trying

Like I told him, "Jaromir shadow of your former self"

Citi Field also has a special Mets-themed brew, "Miller .064"

It's the Cadillac of golf carts, in that Tiger Woods has already driven one over a fire hydrant and into a tree.