Quickly: you said "like it is for Miller" when you meant Martin. Feel free to delete this after you fix it.

Nice to see someone offering the white kid's perspective.

Every shot in women's tennis is a no-look.

So is the lion eating her head a mistake or just wish-fulfillment?

JJ Watt would be perfect.

An Empty Castle and Two White Children: Former Sesame Streeter Count Von Count Missing After Child Pornography Raid

+1

Right? And they ran out Tom Davis to bring him in. Tom "we always get 20 wins and never lose in the first round of the tournament" Davis. Fuck Alford.

Waldo doesn't even try anymore.

He should have been charged with pandering. Anyone messing with Jimmy Johns is clearly Jimmy's Pimp.

+1

More like, "Kick-yo-shins-in" karate, amirite?

Usually at Berkeley the only Curly's you see are sprouting from the co-ed's armpits.

Ram Counts Sheep

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! THAT KILLED HIM! AS GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HAAA—oh, never mind.

Every year there's a one seed that looks past their first game and gets a scare. They pull it together, and then always DEMOLISH the 2nd round team. It's my favorite bet in all of sports, the one seed covering the spread in that second round game...

Typical ref. Supposed to be watching the basketball players but all he's thinking about are the boxers.

I love how he holds his form and then pouts like his dad just told him he couldn't have ice cream.

Shootout At The Golden Corral

That's nothing. I once saw a bicyclist get absolutely destroyed by a Beetle