"You're the vulgarian, you fuck!" might be my favorite all time line in any movie.

I also had nine Nuggets that averaged more than 18 minutes, but I finally solved that problem with a stool softener.

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In case anyone was wondering, this was the other side of the postcard:

It would be great if you could hover over a county and it would highlight the team on the right.

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(grimace)

I'll take the dining room set for $1100, the ceramic dalmatian for $75 and.....how much do I have left? (sigh) Eli Manning for $25.

I guess Doan stopped believin'.

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Thankfully their attack strategy is predictable.

Don't make fun of the tie, or there will be hell toupee.

Man, Kurt Vonnegut's corpse has really let himself go

That's strange. He never pitches a second inning at home...

He's waved through more children than Joe Paterno

For a change it's nice to see a goalie get stopped from slipping one in the five hole.

"LeBron basically messes up the system and the ghosts," Rucker says. "He does things that are just unsustainable for most players."

Goddamn you're good.

"Fuck socks"