"Makes sense to me"

Amorphous blob?

Impressive. Let's hope he turns out to be half the man we thought Oscar Pistorius was.

I wanted to provide a punchline but it didn't set up right

He looks like your friend's dad when you were in high school—he had a few too many beers and he just cornered you to tell you about the chip-in from the sand trap he made on 14 that clinched 3rd place in the four man best ball he played last weekend. "Scored a new Ping putter and a $50 Olive Garden gift…

Revis gauche.

Is a star the same as a +1? The nurses are stealing my medication

Then I'm pretty sure getting trampled to death...

What they've done is mind-blowing, however a lot of the blog commentary seems to suggest that it's even more impressive considering the shortened and condensed season. But this kind of start wouldn't be possible *without* the extenuating circumstances — it's precisely because teams are operating so differently that…

+1

+1

Right? $95 wasted on a Youssef Omar home jersey. Shit

Have you ever seen the movie where he was stuck in a phone booth (it might have even been called "Phone Booth") and he was supposed to be an American? One of the worst performances of all time. They just gave up on the accent after a while

Accountants do it double-entry, baby. +1

Whewf. I was worried there might be a nightmare on my street.

Turn your camera sideways, for the love of god. When will people learn that your movie screen isn't 60 feet high and 12 feet wide for a reason

Bad Chihuahua! Don't mess on the Zoltan!

This conversation has been too civil and our internet cards have been revoked

Festivals are the worst. Especially Coachella. It's like 110 degrees, the weekend will cost you $1000 easily if you get a hotel, you can't be anywhere near the stage unless you waste half the day angling for position and missing other bands, the drinking zone is cordoned off, no one but the headliner plays an…

Nailed it. Or rather, didn't nail it?