Fair enough, I see how you could interpret it that way and it wasn't well stated, in particular the 'man enough' statement. So sorry if that offended you. I was trying to say I'm surprised that it hasn't happened, because you have to be so tough to make it in the NFL. In no way do I think staying closeted is…

I laughed, and it was out loud. +1

I kind of want to hang out with whoever took Guido, partied with him all night, then returned him safely

For a sport supposedly made of tough guys, I'm surprised there hasn't been anyone man enough to admit being gay and stand up to the abuse and scrutiny. That's real courage above and beyond whatever you might do on the field. And considering where we are at with gay rights, you'd be a pioneer and heralded for…

Ask Christopher Nolan, he'll tell you the best way to get Bale relaxed is a handjob from a PA in the trailer

Son? (tear trickles down cheek)

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What happened to the comments anyway? You used to have to be approved to be a commenter, now any yahoo can just troll away. I disappeared from Gawker websites for a few years, did they explain why they made the change?

That and the Bud Light can that didn't even get set down didn't do much to dispel NASCAR fan stereotypes

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"The rainbow colors are, of course, simulated." Gotta photoshop it for maximum effect if you want to keep those tax dollars flowing.

Whatever you have to tell yourself. Another gin & tonic?

Dammit, there go my hopes of a nod for my short, "Blood Spatter Prostitute"

He was clearly worried about a rock to the dome

How boring. Now if he had been scratching his balls, then we would have had something

Never get a Jack Russell Terrier. Seriously. Never do it.

I didn't think Catholics were allowed to use a glove.

The sound of a home crowd exploding into an epic roar of joy when a team hits a last second shot is tough to beat.

A better story would have been a zombie Dinosaur apocalypse, but maybe that's just me.