You just can’t un-learn this stuff and restore your brain to its unscarred state. I had that same moment when somebody told me that there was such a thing as Seventh Heaven erotic fan fiction.

This has always been the correct take since before whoever the comedian you’ve cited said anything. It’s fun to make fun of Fieri’s overly exuberant personality and style choices (his competitors on the next food network star competition underestimated him before he absolutely destroyed them because of this) but that…

Ben McAdoo looks like his wallet constantly has a $50 paperclipped to a note that reads, “She said she was 17, I swear.” 

Ben McAdoo looks like you cut off the head of a pedophile, that is now 3/4 of the way to growing its new head.

*Cue all the Ben McAdoo entries from the Dan LeBatard “March Sadness” tournament*

Jesus Christ the world is going to fucking end.  The Hoodie was smiling... and it actually looked like a real honest to goodness smile.  You know the type that normal, non-demons, have when they find something enjoyable or funny.  Fuck, I’m not ready for this.

Just edited this to be way less wordy and meandering, only for the edit window to time out... While I was editing. Someone please remind me to stop posting in an early morning haze. Also, "someone" keeps autocorrecting to "sleepover." That is all.

Out of all the issues in this season of women coming forward, while the truly criminal assaults carried the most urgency and weight, without question, I honestly feel Ansari’s was the most valuable in opening the discussion about dialogue between partners in this current hook-up culture.

Sieve

TRASH, WORST, AWFUL, LOUSY, SORRY, BROKE

But shit only has 4 letters....

Excuse me but are you suggesting that a man who was raised by a Klansman who was arrested for rioting over there being too many Catholics in the police department and who also wants to outlaw Islam, making it a centerpiece of his campaign, would also have a problem with Jews? 

They really should be on a 35 game losing streak. But they got lucky and beat the Chargers in their last game in San Diego. As it is, the Browns are the only team in NFL history with back to back 17 game losing streaks.

Exactly— Trump has a history of HATING the smartest person in any room, and going out of his way to shoot them down. And then (usually) do the exact opposite of what they recommended.

No and he really never did. To have advisors, one must understand that they do not know everything and that advisors are there to advise on situations that fall outside of the president’s expertise. President Bestwords Stablegenius believes he DOES know everything, so when an advisor tries to advise him, they are…

I assume that later today “Gisele dies of laughter” will be a headline. 

Isn’t that the plot of the fake Matt LeBlanc show from Episodes that was supposed to be based on Matt LeBlanc’s real life, but then Matt LeBlanc passes on it because it seems so contrived?

Vegas must be making Indie the Super Bowl favourite, even as we speak.

*knocks in wood*

Why do morons use "elite" as an insult?