He’s had diplomatic immunity before (used to attempt state-sanctioned mass murder).

Here in Toronto I met a member of the Getty family who had the largest stereo system I’ve ever seen coupled with a god awful taste in music. I was picked up in a bar by a Vanderbilt. Lastly I smoked copius amounts of hash in Israel with a Hearst.

Shouldn’t Jared be negotiating peace in the Middle East right now? I thought he was supposed to single-handedly solve thousands of years of violence and, you know, show the rest of the world how it’s done.

I wonder if Ivanka brought the champagne popsicles that were left over from Memorial Day.

I volunteer as tribute. My liver can take a lot and I’m willing to die trying.

Quite the distinguished guest list, but on any night in the Hamptons I’d rather be partying with Bethenny or Luann or Dorinda. Skinny Girl booze, John Madessian doing rails, and all the Housewives craziness sounds way better than Slenderman Kushner.

I mean, I assume it was them...

While not Kushner/Koch level infamy, I did end up at a few parties with the offspring of the disgustingly wealthy back in the day. And a recurring theme is the dudes not being able to hold their booze worth a shit.

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

Who among us hasn’t ended up at the same party as a Koch brother and awful person Kushner?

Can you imagine having to “party” with Ivanka and Jared?

If we are talking pasta - most people need to learn to finish the pasta in the sauce (post boil) in pan - because so many people dont do this. It looks better and tastes way better. Can always sprinkle herbs after, but this is more important.

yeah, that show looks weird

Dammit Drew, has anyone at GQ ever met you in-person? If so, we need to discuss a serious overhaul of the HR vetting process.

Word has it you just need to comment how small his hands are.

Man, the Home Improvement reboot looks awful.

There were 82 private screenings of "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" last weekend in Chicago. For 16 viewers, the price of admission was sadly their life.

In The Untouchables, Sean Connery's character famously said, "He pulls out a knife, you pull out a gun. That's the Chicago way." By that math, 82 people pulled out knives over the July 4th weekend.