Here. It's hurting me.

Might be my favorite so far, just for the devil-may-care hop at the end.

you seem rad, wanna go skateboarding?

The Culinary Workers Union? "Yeah, food's for girls. Real men just gnaw on the bones of their vanquished foes."

Please ask your parents to read the article and explain it to you so we don't have to.

Anti-MMA position: Short-sighted legislators have created a dangerous situation where incompetent, self-regulating promotions are literally allowing people with deadly bloodborne pathogens to compete in MMA and kickboxing bouts. The solution is to legalize and properly regulate the sport.

so they shouldn't report that there is little to no regulating the MMA scene in New York, or the dangers of letting those fighters who go unchecked to fight in a different state? What fucking planet are you from? DURRRR ME WANT WARCH PUNCHES DURRRRR

The water needs to be removed otherwise it will hinder the extraction as well as risk making the oil hospitable to bacterial growth.

He owns a franchise of a business. It's not an independent business.

#CancelSueyPark She monopolized the conversation and made it 100% about Asians and/or herself at the expense of anyone whose heritage clashes with the name Redskins.

Oh, so you're saying that only black athletes are cheating, have to cheat, come to school totally illiterate and undereducated, are uneducated, are dishonest, have no sense of integrity, and are essentially just bodies to be put to work? I'm black and I'm getting a huge sense of racism off of your comment. Please stop…

Why do you assume that the football player in question is African American?

Yes, because calling out entitled athletes who are getting a free ride rather than earning their education (such as it is) = racism.

What if I'm laughing at you're comment?

I read EXACTLY the following:

No. I will not shut up. There's a difference between writing a good headline and the "Most amazing story you'll see all day!" garbage HuffPo (and Gawker sometimes) is known for. That is the fucking worst.

Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.

The TMZ article says: "In addition to the massive welt, Liz Dickson's attorney tells us, the model damaged her hip ligaments and nerves as a result of the accident. He also says she's incurred more than $33,000 in medical bills so far ... and still feels numbness and tingling in her right leg."