Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

This whole vine is a series of amazing things.
1) Defenders use of the modified Super Crab stance. Making for maximum non-deffense.
2) the absurd, "Around your back" dribble that only works on white dudes under 5' 6" (Biebs prime opponents)
3) The supreme level of flop.
4) Defenders "Wha-happened?!" look at the camera.
5)…

What about his masterpiece, Failure to Launch??!!

"When he happened upon"

I think most people would be surprised how quickly and easily a food writer goes down when you hit him squarely in the forehead with a sledgehammer. You'd think they're a tough bunch, but they pretty much crumple up for good with one solid thwack.

Just one point of clarification, Shitehawk, on an otherwise well-written and informative piece:

"Fighting for independence" why? So that no one would take away their slaves.

I'm a Southerner and my family has lived in the same rural area for over 200 years. If there is a symbol to show the pride of being Southern, the confederate flag isn't one of them. Plain and simple. You want to show pride? Feed people who aren't from the South BBQ, have them listen to bluegrass, blues, or country,…

This flag has much more history in Georgia than the Confederate Battle Flag. It's also not ass-ugly like the Confederate Battle Flag.

"Don't like rape? don't get raped"

Someone can be proud of heritage and I don't think it means you're racist, but when heritage costs over 600,000 lives I am not sure anyone should be proud of that.

You have a choice. Free Market says you can get a job somewhere else.

Enjoy.

Done correctly, Unions are for both Management and Labor at a workplace. So yeah, having 1 non-union worker who demands his own negotiations separately from the other 599 union workers, who were represented equally would make no sense.

That, and having a non-Union worker enjoy the benefits of Union representation…

Please learn what the word "verb" means, so that you can stop embarrassing yourself.

That you consider this apeshit crazy foodstuff to be more grownup than a simple grilled-cheese sandwich is indicative of profound detachment from reality.

thug

that's a man baby