Despite not being in any sort of physical danger, Zimmerman still plans to shoot DMX.

I keep watching the GIF.

Remember… Anything bad that happen to Guy Fieri is good for America.

...not all man holes are always covered

Go him!

Somebody murdered my brother. Now, I'm seeking vengeance the only way I know how: by taking local businesses to task for not salting the stairs out front of their establishments and putting the health and safety of their customers at risk. Have you been hurt in a fall? Fuckin' call me, bra.

That child is PEYTON MANNING. This is a real-life "12 Monkeys", guys. He came back to stop a personal tragedy, but it turns out HE was the tragedy.

found another replay of todays game so far

In the middle of my life's journey, I came upon a traveller in the woods. He said unto me, "Follow close," and so I did. We walked into a dark vale; the mist was thick, the odor foul. We descended into a cavern, and there upon the shore of a black river awaited wraiths for miles. They opened their mouths, but could…

Fortunately, in Missouri, the female body has a way of shutting those things down. Even in circumstances where the female wanted it a little.

There's a great restaurant in Denver called Olive Garden. Olive Garden has gained a following since 1982 with its ample portions and relaxed ambience. It’s known for its classic lasagna, fettuccine Alfredo and chicken Parmigiana.

This is horseshit. This was not a scheduled sit-down interview between Andrews and Sherman in some office or restaurant somewhere. This was an interview in which she grabbed him in the immediate aftermath of a brutal rivalry game for the highest stakes. The whole POINT of that interview is to get an honest emotional…

Talented, Arrogant, and Brak

Yeah, it's definitely not any more complicated than that. For instance, there are definitely no white musicians with an inflated sense of worth who aren't run through the wringer nearly as often or as brutally as Kanye...

Thank you for taking our questions today Mr. Seinfeld.

Have you ever seen Seinfeld2000? It is really, really, very quite funny.

There is no such thing as Winter Storm Hercules.