If these sharks were living in the depths of the Marianas Trench such that they could withstand the colossal water pressure down there, wouldn’t the lower pressure near the surface just make them explode when they got up to where they could menace people?

The last Candlestick game I went to Trent Richardson scored a touchdown on us. We matched his touchdown and lost 27-7.

Thank God he kept his gun rights, huh? Worked out great for everybody.

Enjoy the largesse of our prison system for the rest of your miserable life, asshole. ‘Cause we treat prisoners sooooo well.

Hey Jeff, FUUUUUCCCKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUU.

Prepare for presidential pardon and offer of high ranking job in ICE in 10...9...8...7...

This man perfectly represents the right wing / republican party and their ideals.

“My country” he says. Hmm. May every Native American ghost that was slaughtered by white people haunt this piece of shit for the rest of his miserable days.

No one went after that man’s family. They directly addressed him and him alone, and left when asked. Please stop the hyperbole. 

You deplore the demonstrations taking place in Birmingham. But your statement, I am sorry to say, fails to express a similar concern for the conditions that brought about the demonstrations. I am sure that none of you would want to rest content with the superficial kind of social analysis that deals merely with…

I agree this is not Trump.  No random capitalisation and includes a word of four syllables.

“The Iran sanctions have officially been cast. These are the most biting sanctions ever imposed, and in November they ratchet up to yet another level. Anyone doing business with Iran will NOT be doing business with the United States. I am asking for WORLD PEACE, nothing less!”

Has a cooler name ever been wasted on a bigger dipshit? 

Every text of Sparano’s is the kind of text someone sends when they want to avoid someone. Richie needs to learn how to take a hint. 

Best final stage? American Gladiators (original) or GTFO. Just an endless barrage of semi-fit people getting mutilated by the best of 1980's roid rage.

Yeah came here to say Legends of the Hidden Temple. Those jerks in the temple would pop out at just the wrong moment. 

-No love for The Temple Run in Legends of the Hidden Temple?!?!?!

For the uninitiated,swatting is a harassment tactic low level form of attempted murder by cop. 

God, I really just hate this shit. There is nothing about this brand of feminist marketing that makes me feel anything other than empty, especially not when I’ve spent all weekend having to confront the misogyny exhibited by members of my own family. The juxtaposition is just—I still do not feel inherently empowered…

Of all the things to pop into one’s head, this article and the down-stream fake-news loving Republican politicians reminded me of the Great Molasses Flood in Boston’s North End. Specifically the part where people would go to the molasses vat and fill their jars out on the street with leaking molasses from cracks in…