My thought was, what are they eating down there? If you’re a 65 foot shark, I’d assume you’d need a ton of calories.

Just wanted to say how much I love your account name. That’s all.

RIGHT?? I would personally recap Succession and Yellowstone for basically free (for the most part, Yellowstone sucks pretty hard, but I’m a Taylor Sheridan completist at this point).

His Top 10 lists also changed my sense of humor forever.

I can’t watch this after reading your sister company’s take on Pooh https://voices.clickhole.com/i-don-t-let-my-kids-watch-winnie-the-pooh-because-i-don-1825124045

In college, my then-girlfriend went to slap me (I had it coming), and I instinctually ducked it. We later got back together, and she told me “just for future reference, if a woman goes to righteously slap you, it’s impolite to dodge it.” I agreed, let her slap me, then we went for dinner.

THEY DIDN’T KNOW LED ZEPPELIN??? This world is falling apart.

I thought I’d hate it too, but Popstar was great. Dammit, now I have “Fucked Bin Laden” stuck in my head...

I loved the books, and the movie was decent. The unfortunate part, minor spoiler!, is that it doesn’t seem to leave room for adapting the sequels.

Better Call Saul is much less raw. It’s more of a guy trying to run some hustles, but nothing so far as killing people. He takes care of his brother, even though he’s a dick, he loves his partner, in his first big case he legitimately cares about his elderly clients being defrauded, etc. I think you should give it a…

I’ve been trying to hate him for so long, especially after eating at his truly horrible Times Square restaurant a few years ago... but he seems like a legitimately nice guy, so fine. He’s good.

Reading this article was like learning in college that erotic Mighty Ducks fan fiction is a real thing. Keep in mind, there was only one girl in the Mighty Ducks.

I know it isn’t the correct number of letters, but I believe the only way to summarize the Brown’s defense it to paraphrase Chappelle: “What can I say about the Browns’ defense that hasn’t already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted.” Actually, pretty much everything said in that sketch…

Completely. It’s a topic that deserves discussion, and men need to be more aware of. I will say that I think he responded as well as one could, and he shouldn’t have his career ruined for sadly being dumb and overstepping on a date.

Jokes can be tasteless, but they have to be funny. Mulaney and Meyers? Decently funny. Moore, not so much.

After reading Drew’s piece on him, he seems like a good guy. After eating at his place in New York, he seems not great at running restaurants. I was a broke college student at the time. I paid $12 for a drink that was so disgusting I didn’t finish it. This was at a time in my life where I would drink generic tequila…

There’s a lot overlap between people that find this offensive, and people that own a pair of these

They apply it for you, but I’ve always been a fan of the Sweet Onion sauce at Subway.

I agree with this list, and would add a couple other Comedy Central shows: Detroiters and Another Period.