I would also hope that they leave Elon Musk out of it completely. 

Some friends and I once did Chicago to New Orleans and back. We took two days to get down, but one day to get back up. Especially after going pretty hard in New Orleans, that one day drive back up gave me some insight into what people mean when they talk about cabin fever. We were losing our minds.

Exactly. I worked in Kenya for awhile. One day soon after I got there, I was taking a ferry across a relatively small body of water with my boss, another American. Even though our car was in the middle of the ferry, he insisted we go stand by the rail. I asked why, and he said “obviously it’s unlikely, but if…

At least we know they’ll have trouble getting anything done in the future, since all the copper wiring in the building mysteriously disappeared after Pruitt left.

Or just start a fucking Google spreadsheet or some shit. Every time you separate a family, they get assigned a unique number, and the facilities they’re assigned to are noted down. Far from perfect (which is fine, since it shouldn’t be a thing needed in the first place), but it’s better than nothing and something that…

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I always loved the Smoove B series.

I can’t believe how few people I know that watch this show. It’s funny, and filled with great acting.

He’s going to miss his salary of 15 cents, a nail and the shell of a great great great grandfather snail.

I don’t think they run it anymore, but when I lived in Chicago, I twice participated in the annual Eliot Fishman Memorial Hot Dog Tour. I looked forward to it all year. It was like $80, but it got you a seat on a party bus with all you can drink beer that shuttled you around to like 6 different famous hot dog spots (do…

True, as well as all that artwork circa 1939-1945. Who knows where that came from?

Build a wall... in the Alps? I’m a dual Swiss citizen, go there every year to visit family, and this is one of the dumbest things I can imagine. The Alps are their own wall, but also if you go out driving in the mountains, you can still see shacks from WW2 that were filled with explosives so that, if the Nazis tried…

I’m not on Twitter, but I know the feeling. I’m blocked from Paul LePage’s Facebook page, Governor of my great home state of Maine. A few years ago, I came home from a party, late and pretty drunk. There’s a song by the band Leftover Crack called “Nazi White Trash.” I posted it 53 times on his official FB page. Next…

I’m honestly surprised that he walked that far without a golf cart.

I watched as a kid and rewatched last year. I had no idea how much I was missing as a kid. Iggy Pop, Michael Stipes, references to things like For Whom the Bell Tolls and the music video for Dylan’s Subterranean Homesick Blues among many others. Such a great show.

So the re-release covers everything EXCEPT Purple Rain? Come on

If they get rid of the sausage biscuit combo, I will burn everything. 

T-2 years before this is a Netflix true crime documentary series.

I have a friend that took a job at Twitter a few years back. He thought it was dumb, but the money was right, so he decided to go for it. Within a week he had completely drunk the Kool-Aid. He wouldn’t stop saying shit like “You know, the Arab Spring wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t for Twitter.” I don’t use…