Goddamn, that’s even less convincing than

“Sippin’ on coke and rum

Agreed! When I saw Hiro pop up in the credits I went back and watched a few parts of the episode, and in hindsight it was definitely his kind of style. He’s been killing it the past few years, between Atlanta, Legion and now Barry.

Run up, get done up

At this point I only click articles with Spencer in the headline to see this gif. And then I watch it for like 20 minutes straight. Can’t get enough.

Exactly! In college, a woman that I was absolutely head over heels for made it clear she was uninterested. But I did what normal people do: locked myself in my room with a week’s supply of bourbon, put an Alkaline Trio playlist on repeat and played Oregon Trail until I was over it. It isn’t complicated.

Really, the fact that these fucking creeps all think that they’re “nice guys” is sort of making it easier for me to come to terms with the realization that I’m sort of an asshole.

Apparently Sean Spicer has already come out saying that her set (which I loved) showed a fundamental misunderstanding of the 1st Amendment.

The criteria are pretty restrictive. For example, I’ve had a Negroni out of a Nalgene bottle, but does that qualify a Negroni to be drunk out of a plastic cup? Who knows.

Even if you don’t like gin, the book Craze is really good and you should check it out https://www.amazon.com/Craze-Gin-Debauchery-Age-Reason/dp/1568582315

This fucking guy. Quite the romantic:

“If he was actually racist, he would not have been elected.”

Fitting, as the show has so far included Rum, Sodomy and the Lash.

Even if it was just real estate... that involves a third party. If you’re buying or selling a place, there’s a third party, if you’re talking about tax law, there’s a third party, there’s always a third party.

And Trump wanders the halls of the White House to assuage his guilt, constantly washing his tiny hands.

I had a similar issue a few years back. You end up swallowing a lot of blood, and your shits look and smell like some kind of monster.

“Is this America?”

He also has the audacity to quote Hannah Arendt, specifically a work where she argues that action is what builds relationships between people - exactly the opposite of what he’s saying.

South Carolina gets ~30% of its revenue from federal funding, not to mention the jobs that would be lost once federal facilities like Parris Island get shut down. But at least they’d have their guns.