My maternal grandmother was Italian-American and hated this shit. For example, arugula. She grew up eating it because it was cheap garbage foliage, now every hip restaurant has it on the menu.

It’s a godawful movie, but we’re living in an age where Boss Baby was nominated. I don’t know what to believe.

So, a movie about a strong Mexican child beat out a movie about an insufferable “boss” baby? Let’s hope this is life imitating art.

I totally agree with you. I’m doing what I can, which for the most part is just donating to the AFT, but I’m trying my best to be helpful.

Thank you for doing what you do. My now-wife’s roommate when we first started dating was a public school teacher. Every weekday she was up around 5 am, and then she worked nights as a bar back to make rent. I really can’t grasp the kind of willpower it takes to only get 4 hours of sleep 5 nights a week for minimum…

Get Out is great, not only because of the racial issues it tackles, but it’s also just a great horror movie that deserves all the hype it’s been getting. I mean, that opening scene, when you see the car door open? That’s some Wes Craven-level mastery. It rocks, for multiple reasons, and anyone who says otherwise is a…

I know they would lose access, etc etc, but I would just love for some reporter to ask him “so... can you tell me what a trade war is? Be specific.”

My big takeaway from this is: whoa, they’re making a Motherless Brooklyn movie???

West Buttress... nice.

I used to go to a gun range from time to time. I’m not an owner, but it is pretty fun. Anyway, that interview does seem to be really accurate. Everyone I met there, including the store owner, thought we should have universal background checks, close the gun show loophole, etc. The NRA doesn’t represent the average gun…

I’d also assume most cops think this is a bad idea. When Texas decided to allow concealed carry on public university campuses, cops said “please don’t. If we’re responding to an active shooter situation and we see someone with a gun, we’re going to fire on them.” Same with this. Even in the best case scenario, it just…

Grey Duck

A few days ago, I was SO invested in curling. Granted, I was kinda drunk and high, but still. NBC would cut out for some Cialis commercials, and return 4 stones later, with no replays. Their coverage has been ass.

Not exactly delicious, but much better than what I was expecting: guinea pig brain.

If he truly believes there couldn’t be a better or smarter person representing our country, then why isn’t she president?

***SEMI-SPOILER BELOW***

“These people who insist on having their guns because of the possibility of a tyrannical government...”

Don’t forget the original incarnation of this: Analyze Phish, which was Aukerman and the late great Harris Wittels.

I was in Kenya when Lupita won her Oscar. No exaggeration, solid 80% of the people you talked to started claiming she was their cousin. She’s a real point of national pride, as well she should be.

They never taught us in US history class that the anthem is actually about fucking.