Wow, all of these assholes can go ahead and suck my dick from the back.

Here are two things we should know by now as 2017 wraps up:

For me as well. Pretty much all of the acting was great. Dunst did a solid job of making me hate her character. Plemons did his Plemons thing that he’s done since Friday Night Lights. Ted Danson I would happily watch read a phone book. Bear, Burn Notice guy, Brad Garrett, Jean fucking Smart, the list goes on. It was a…

Blue laws can eat my butt. I used to live in Boston, and despite being a pretty drunken city, they still have some of that Puritanical bent. Liquor stores closing early on Sundays. No booze at grocery or convenience stores, only package shops. Bars aren’t allowed to discount liquor, so happy hours just have discounted…

Exactly. If it takes you several minutes of watching replays to determine whether or not to overturn, then it sure as shit isn’t “clear and obvious” visual evidence.

Hawaii has gas station SPAM musubi!

Holy shit, Tom, I had not seen that “Which One of My Garbage Sons Are You?” quiz. I’ve been laughing for the past 15 minutes.

This is the correct order. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

“He just comes across as an obnoxiously opinionated slighty-smarter-maybe drunk sitting down at the far end of the bar in a neighborhood dive injecting his deep thoughts into other people’s conversations.”

Exactly. All that reading-Robespierre-biographies bullshit and he hasn’t learned anything. If there was a revolution, this idiot is first against the wall.

I’ve had some friends complain about the ending because they didn’t think it was going to be a love story. But my friends are dumb, it was always a love story of sorts, and it got resolved in the best way it could have. That monologue was great.

It’s one show that constantly improves. I wasn’t a huge fan of the first season, but I stuck with it, and I’m glad I did.

My ranking would be 2, 1, 3. Don’t get me wrong, I thoroughly enjoyed all of them, this is just one man’s opinion. But I mean, come on:

The finale of Nathan for You is the best thing I’ve seen on TV all year. The whole season was great, but the finale almost made me cry.

The fact that Jacksonville could possibly win the Super Bowl this year proves we’re all in the Bad Place.

The lack of Preacher on all of these lists is astounding.

I think they should have a new special at Papa John’s: a free medium one topping pizza, but first you have to get Richard Spencer-ed

Hell yes. I’ve always been a Nathan for You fan, but that was unlike anything I’ve seen on TV before. I think I’ve alienated friends by how often I tell them they need to watch it.

Do you have any tape?

This is a good point. I remember in highschool buying the Rock Against Bush compilations, for example. And even though I’m not a huge fan of Bright Eyes, “When the President Talks to God” was a pretty solid anti-Bush single. As far as I know, we haven’t really seen this kind of material in the Trump era.