I spent the night in the drunk tank once in college. I have no desire to ever go near anything resembling jail again.

This is my personal favorite of the year:

*TLJ SPOILER*

Hell yes. Any Christmas song that I’d hesitate to play when children are present deserves a shoutout.

I moved into an apartment my junior year of college and needed a mattress. I found someone selling a used one on Craigslist. When I went to pick it up, turns out there was a huge blood stain on one side. I mean, someone had probably been murdered on this mattress.

Yeah, punching a Nazi is always acceptable in my book.

This seems unnecessary. There’s no way they can have anything top the bridge scene from the original.

Trump would love to suit up to lead the attack against those aliens, like Bill Pullman in Independence Day. But darn, those bone spurs...

If that is actually Jake Paul, I might just skip next week’s episode and go straight to LCK. Life is too short to spend any of it watching that turd.

I have my fingers crossed for Collins. Back when I voted in Maine, Collins is the only Republican I’ve ever voted for. In general, she’s been pretty good for Maine, hopefully she’ll do the right thing and help out the whole country as well.

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I saw it in an AMC theater that had reclining seats. Holy crap, look for one of those in your area. That feature, and smuggling in some contraband Sour Patch Kids, and you’re good to go.

If it looks like a douche, swims like a douche, and quacks like a member of Fallout Boy...

Hell yes

He was trying to do the classic college kid move, where you do something like say you’re proficient in Excel on your CV, then frantically try to get a basic understanding of it if you actually get the internship.

He apparently used to live in the same dorm as I did at U Chicago. There were actually a decent number of assholes that requested that dorm specifically because they thought it must be the fratty party dorm (it was not).

Red’s Savoy is good, but if I’m getting pizza in the Twin Cities, it’s going to be Punch.

I’m no W-S employee, but as a former line cook that somehow still enjoys cooking at home, look for a restaurant supply store, or if there aren’t any around, order from Webstaurant. It wont be some hand-forged copper-lined thing, but you can get items like a solid fry pan for $6.

Don’t listen to QittRamaal, I binged through the trilogy in a long weekend and loved it. I’m nervous about the movie, since some of it seems like it would be hard to put to the screen, but these trailers are looking pretty good.

Honestly, I think it’s more likely he dies in office.