I’ve been fly fishing a couple of times, and mostly loved it. Hanging out in a nice stream, getting into the rhythm of casting, it can be very relaxing. The only problem for me is then you actually catch something. You get into this meditative, peaceful state, then it gets broken because all of a sudden something is…

So, a hot dog is not a sandwich, but that’s beside the point right now. I have a colleague currently claiming that pizza is a sandwich, as long as it is folded. This is insanity. Is a burrito a sandwich? Am I a sandwich?

I lived for awhile in Nairobi, and it seemed like there was some Al-Shabaab bus bomb in a market every week. Yet, it seemed like people pretty rarely got killed. What I’m trying to get at is most people that try to make homemade explosives are pretty damn dumb, thankfully.

I would’ve been pretty upset if Boss Baby got a nomination and The Young Pope didn’t. They’re pretty much the same plot, right?

I feel a bit bad about it, but honestly, I wake up every morning and check the news hoping that this moron has died.

They’re a boujee Dunkin Donuts. Every summer in New England, people go crazy for their iced coffee, which is about 5% coffee, 80% cream and 15% sugar.

Apparently a standard Trump dinner is 2 Big Macs, 2 Filet o’ Fishes, and a small chocolate shake. I’d love an impeachment, but between his diet, age, and hatred of anything resembling physical activity, he’ll probably just die first.

That letter was infuriating. As well as your point, I’m really done with this kind of shit too:

That part of the trailer gives me hope. The biggest problem with Jurassic Park 3 was that it didn’t realize that the T. Rex is the true protagonist of the JP franchise. With the reboot, they seem to be getting that, no more of this Spinosaurus bullshit.

They should just hire the impersonator from Nathan for You

I was a counselor at a summer camp a few times when I was a kid. One night, I got ripped on gin, one of the first times I’d gotten drunk. The next day, I was one of the counselors tasked with taking some kids on a hike. I was bringing up the rear, and we hiked through a load of juniper bushes. It smelled exactly like…

Exactly. Bill Pullman didn’t know anything in Independence Day until the invasion started. And he seemed like a decent president.

Not just an airplane, but an airport. In college, I was flying home for Christmas, and had to leave the security line 4 times to go vomit. I’m not proud to admit that I’m very confident that a purchase at a Smoothie King saved my life that day.

Consistent with market compensation? What market?

This person gets it

Hungry Howie’s is awesome. Putting Papa John’s at the top is all I needed to know about this list. That is by far the worst. At least Little Caesar’s is convenient.

I’m not a huge Emmentaler fan, to be honest. If we’re talking Swiss cheeses, I mostly want that funk, like a Gruyere or Vacherin. But, and it hurts a bit to admit this, there’s a pretty good “Emmentaler” from Edelweiss Creamery in Wisconsin.

Exactly, the ethics get complicated quickly with these kinds of studies.

If you like brie, please trust me here. It isn’t as easy to find. But Pierre Robert is the best cheese ever. It’s also a soft, rinded French cows’ milk cheese, but with much more flavor. I could easily eat a whole wheel, if it wasn’t for being terrified of that delicious triple creme putting a stranglehold on my aorta.

This study is... not very good. But as someone with Swiss citizenship, I’m on board for any pro-cheese literature.