But what Clinton DNA would he have to compare it to? I know this was a stupid call for attention from a fuckwad, but even at that level it doesn’t make any sense.

But to check the DNA against what? Does he have some verified sample of Clinton DNA he can check it against?

Maybe they were just misinformed. We all bought bear spray before the hike. Maybe they just thought any kind of aerosol would do the trick, and seized the opportunity (to vandalize one of the most beautiful places on Earth)?

“EatTheCheeseNicholson once went several months without paying for a meal by pocketing food from the cold cuts layouts at grad school seminars. He also is close friends with John Waters, whom he briefly met once at a bar several years ago and has not been in contact with ever since. He would prefer Rome, or somewhere…

I was in Denali a few years ago, by far the most pristine wilderness I’ve ever seen in my life. We were hiking this gorgeous trail, get to the top of a pass and stop to take in the beautiful view. Someone, in foot high letters, had SPRAY PAINTED “Alex + Diane 4ever” on a boulder in front of us. I hope those fucks got…

Couldn’t you just send him a blond hair? How would he know the difference? Not that I would trust him to pay up regardless of whether or not it was real.

I teach economics, so I get a lot of undergrad students that want to go into business. I had a student last year tell me about the app he was going to make (well, he doesn’t know how to program, so hire other people to make, he’s the ideas man) that replaced people’s faces in selfies with pies. All kinds of pies,…

Whatever, you taste like a burger, he doesn’t like you anymore.

Also, my favorite thing during the short lived tenure of Anthony Scaramucci is realizing that if you replaced “Poochie” with “Scaramucci” in that episode, it all pretty much works. E.g.:

Where’s Poochie?

“I feel like I was a very good governor...”

The door

I think the worst would be Neutral Milk Hotel. I saw them a few years ago when they got back together, and literally the only people I saw in attendance who weren’t white men were the concession workers at the theater. This might be a bit biased, since it was in Boston, but still.

I just flat out say that I have a pooportunity knocking. And a pooportunity only knocks once.

As much as I’d love to see more female directors, I know someone who saw an advance screening. She said she thinks it’s potentially the worst movie of the year.

Kinja worked well enough for something like Gawker, where content was more or less meant to be ephemeral. For AV Club, I want to be able to scroll down and easily find grades for last night’s TV, or check What’s On Tonight. I can’t find anything on this site anymore.

They would’ve done better starting 21 Savage

I’ve seen the trailer, and it seems pretty dark for Dr. Oz

Cruz has since released a statement:

I don’t think “deft” is quite the right way to describe the comics, but I see what you mean. And don’t go read the comics now. I loved them when I was younger, but I think them kind of as an incredibly violent Catcher-In-The-Rye-type of thing, i.e. you think it’s amazing when you’re a hormone addled teen, but it…