EaglesExMachina
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EaglesExMachina

Her pink velour tracksuit and Von Dutch tank top scream 2009,”

Did Zombieland usher in phase three of the Bill-Murraissance? Is this movie responsible for the Chive? You bastiges!!!

Yeah, I hear you. Remember jokes? On the AV Club? 

...remembered as the decade of snark, a period where being smart and funny also meant being witheringly condescending towards everyone and everything that wasn’t in on the joke.

I had not watched it since it came out and watched it the other night. In the moment its fun and silly but its not the type of movie I am going to rewatch a ton. Its definitely no Sean of the Dead

I rewatched it this year and a couple of things stood out to me. It was the first thing I had ever seen Emma Stone in and she does her best with what she’s given but there’s not a lot there. And the jokes are infrequent and not that funny.

I’m among the minority of people who just wasn’t terribly enamored with the first movie.  It was fine, but I thought it was dispensable and I really didn’t think of wanting a sequel.  But then it’s Emma Stone and she’s always watchable, so I guess I’m okay?

In my humble opinion, even at the time the original was just dumber Shaun of the Dead and has not aged particularly gracefully.

Why do literally all the characters have towns for names? It made sense it in the context of the first film as a thing the core four did, but now it’s just become a cultural thing across the world, I guess?

Re-animated Movie Doesn’t Stick Zombielanding.

Actually, your 14-year-old dating someone who has a child is exactly the kind of thing parents should be judgmental about. Randall and Beth don’t have the backstory about Malik that the audience has, so their WTF gut reaction to the news is entirely appropriate and understandable.

He was never a good actor. He was always a face and body only.

It’s the men who find the “being damaged” part so alluring. God knows I heard that a lot in my early 20s, and it took me a while to realize how goddamn gross that is.

Yeah, I really don’t understand why her photo is in the header above.

I love that *this* is what you think about and care about when you just read a commentor’s story of abuse of her and her friend.

The world is filled with couples who love/date/marry and are decades apart, and everything is perfectly fine. Domestic violence is not a product of that, it’s a product of abusive asshats being abusive.

Urgh, Ryan Phillipe, what a fucking scumbag. More red flags than a Soviet parade. There is something especially odious (though v common) about abusive men who hide in plain sight claiming to be feminists (see also: Weinstein throwing money at Democratic pro-women initiatives when his power and influence were waning.) I

As I get older I sense a following pattern with men, especially men of privilege *cough Johnny Depp* :

They’re young and beautiful and the loves of their early lives are equal-aged women of similar beauty and stardom, they wed, the next decade more or less (in Phillippe’s case a bit less) their careers continue to

There’s a real tone in this article that Reese is somehow to blame, or responsible for what happened. I’m really tired of women getting the blame for men’s bad actions. She left Phillipe 16 years ago. Even though she has to maintain a co-parenting relationship with him-in 2017 their children were both still minors-his

That’s interesting, since they spend a good deal of time talking about psychiatry, they just don’t use the words “mental health.” Maybe you should read the article instead of commenting blindly?