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“This is somehow black people’s fault.”

Look, installing a remote-controlled sex door in your office is just common sense.

I read it as “annually”...not sure what’s worse, annually or anally.

Look at you all outraged at the outrage machine.

Yeah! She should stop being outraged and just accept the sexism and racism of the old days when they couldn’t speak out! Remember when we didn’t have outrage from minorities and discriminated classes? Ah, those were the days. Now they want “equal rights”. Those complainers.

She was a producer, the academy said “nah” and cut her from the list. She didn’t have to write letters verifying anything for them because the academy accepted them as producers.

He was a volunteer sheriff, and clearly above the law.

That Dwight wasn’t fired and/or in jail for about 50 different things he did over the course of the show led me to believe this was not meant to be a realistic, hard-hitting documentary about the paper industry. 

I am guessing that the threat of having Charles’ face on everyone’s money will prompt a number of Commonwealth countries to finally lean towards becoming republics.

It’s hard for me to see these men as anything other than taking an example from Trump’s playbook. After ignoring responsibility after Access Hollywood tape came out, he’s somehow been untouchable (literally today 42 new misconduct allegations came out against it). Then they perfected it with Kavenaugh. You get angry,

I love this episode and you cannot change my mind. It’s a television show. I don’t care about realism. I watch television shows to be entertained and swept away in all the fun and ridiculousness they have to offer. If that comes in the form of two work friends getting married among all their weirdo friends who I have

The thing that gets me the most is inviting everyone to the REHEARSAL DINNER. As someone in the throws of planning a wedding I will say you do feel obligated to invite everyone from work (only 2 people from my office and everyone from my fiancee’s). But our rehearsal dinner is only parents, officiate and wedding

And he almost got a full number!

It was explained they didn’t plan for everyone to come they were just being nice. Then Michael gave everyone the time off if they went. Their private wedding was because Jim knew his brothers were going to pull the viral prank video after Pam specifically told the sister-in-law to Not Do It. Which all in all that makes

The viral video dance thing was lame enough. The horse thing is just bonkers in a dumb way. They also show Roy being pretty okay with Jim when Jim tells him they’re engaged and later Roy marries a perfect wife.

Just when I thought he couldn’t get any Lauer.

Maybe he and Cosby and share a cell.  

Frankly, no ending could have been darker than showing Kevin soaking his tired dancing feet in the hotel’s hallway ice dispenser. 

One nicely subtle bit is Rebecca struggling to remember the director who’s courting Kevin until he has to step in himself, apparently a sign of her oncoming dementia.

The writing was so lazy — the “Boy George” line was not one that Dylan would ever make. It was a 40-something writer amusing himself, characters (and their ages) be damned.