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[Spoilers for the last Fantastic Beasts movie]

Which makes it even more egregious that he can ruin a movie in such a small amount of time.

Yeah but whose clever idea was it to replace Colin Farrell with him? We all know Farrell would do a much better job anyway.

I guess I forgot about his past spousal abuse, but I thought he was a terrible casting choice regardless. He ruined FBAWTFT because he wasn’t Grindelwald, he was typical Johnny Depp playing Johnny Depp in an over the top campy too self aware way. Now, realizing he’s an jerk too, I can further justify my disdain for

I adore Seth Meyers. I think he’ll be an excellent host, and he’s done a great job of covering women’s issues going back to his SNL days.

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I come here for the snark but sometimes it is uncalled for and over the top. Seth Meyers has consistently been one of the bright spots of late night, and he often gives space to people other than white men to shine. We could do a lot worse than him as an award show host. Amber Ruffin on “Amber Says What” is a goddamn

I can see the next phase already:

AVENGERS BABIES. What were the superheroes like as children? Well, what about if they had all their powers/technology/etc AND were friends AND were children?

Cinematic gold, I’m telling you!

No snark. This is pretty exciting. I think Marvel Studios, under Feige, has done incredible work. We’re finally getting things like Black Panther, Captain Marvel, and Runaways. I’m psyched to see where they decide to go from here. What else is out there to adapt and introduce to the world at large? What else are they

“another 20 movies on the docket that are completely different from anything that’s come before—intentionally.”

I prefer not to support such obvious clickbait with crap logic applied to their ‘Sins’. CinemaSins and Bayformers are the bottom rung for quality in either of their respective generas.

Yes, this. It’s something I noticed the very first time I saw the movie.

Amen. I will concede that Avatar in the technical sense was an achievement because it was planned as a 3-D movie and thus not annoying/way too dark, but the story was beyond cliche and had so many plot/reality holes you’d think it was the Grand Master’s summer place. I sure as hell don’t need FOUR more films set there.

If you watch the scene where Jack leads her to the door, Jack does attempt to get on it with her. They are both expelled from the door because it starts to sink. Leo has a great little acting moment where you can see in his eyes his understanding that he is going to die by staying in the water so she can live. He’s

Can we all stop paying attention to James Cameron? Whatever he’s done in the past is fine, but he’s foisting on us four fucking Avatar sequels that nobody wants or needs.

The film is about death and separation

“I think it’s all kind of silly, really, that we’re having this discussion 20 years later.”

But to be fair, she’s full of herself because she’s awesome, and isn’t being full of yourself par for the course for models? But honestly I didn’t think she was that bad. She was confident, knew what she was talking about, and knew her job. Those qualities in women are often mistaken for snobbery. Meisha might be your

I just want to say, that damn Liris.... is as bad as she wants to be! SHE sold every outfit she wore! It was her ability to ‘work it’ which gave the win to the designers when she wore their outfits!! Liris made watching this season much more enjoyable!! Ms. Thing worked that runway EVERYTIME she stepped out!! She won

That would be more interesting than having half a dozen unconventional materials challenges.

If they really, really want to get further into the heads of the designers...