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EaglesExMachina

I saw one with cheese the other day and I got unreasonably excited. Then I learned that there were only four different kinds of cheese on a rotation for 24 days. No, cheese advent calendar, I want 24 different goddamn cheeses!

“She goes, ‘Listen to me, you’re going to regret this for the rest of your life if you don’t take this gift and just live in the moment.”

Omg. The casino night kiss....damn..so good. I alsoloved it when he cried after telling her he sas in love with her. Aaaahh!!!! Gotta watch that scene now.

Ben and Leslie make Jim and Pam look like dog food with ants crawling all over it.

I always get misty eyes when Michael goes to Pam’s art show. Michael is so awful but in that moment, your heart breaks. “There’s my car! Wow, that’s our building!”

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terrible video quality, but this part always destroys me too:

I wanted to punch the TV when he pulled his letter out of the tea kettle at the Christmas party.

OH GOD WHEN HE CUTS OFF HIS TIE OR LOOKS INTO THE CAMERA AFTER HE GETS OFF THE PHONE FROM TELLING DWIGHT TO PUT IN THE SUBS AT THE VOLLEYBALL GAME

Literally every time I think about them getting married alone under Niagara Falls, I get chills. Like right now. Or when they find out they’re pregnant in the ER. I love them so much it’s probably kind of unhealthy tbh.

who among us doesn’t weep every time he kisses her at casino night... or tells her he’s in love with her... or proposes in the rain at the gas station?

Can you not just have an opinion without first needing to verify that others agree with you?

I thought he was perfect for Jim.

Aw, gee, another mental health incident.

“I believe I remember Shakespeare correctly.”

I’m pleased Maron seems to be a good guy. I love him in “G.L.O.W.”

“When you have man brain or are not capable of empathizing properly with women ... to find that empathy, it requires some sort of vigilance”

This is an important article and a great point but still not a good enough reason to completely whitewash Gaby’s actions.

“Maverick” with Jodi Foster. Family-friendly western action/comedy. Pretty good flick, too.

wait what did will ferrell do?