EaglesExMachina
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EaglesExMachina

It’s disturbing and as far as storytelling goes, rather boring. To see actresses, very talented actresses, stuck doing the same limited roles over and over again. Thing is, those characters are never memorable. Give me villainous characters where the cause of anger has zero to do with jealousy over a man. Give me

The divorce dragged on for two years. Despite a prenup. He intentionally dragged it out because he was pissed off about it and felt used.

Both this and “she thought she should *want* to marry him/things will get better once we’re married/it’s just cold feet/whatever doubts were going through her head in the days leading up to it” can be true.

This is what sucks about sculptors. They’ve pursued an art form that is expensive to produce and that does not sell well and is underrepresented in the gallery environment. So they end up relying heavily on finding ways to fund their work, which a lot of times leads them to competing with one another over public works

That’s the point of the bull. Essentially that Wall Street is an out of control bull in a china shop.

As part of the payment he could fuck her?

I think she’s just aware of how deeply self-obsessed both Kris and Caitlin are. I’m not convinced that two percent is an inaccurate gauge of how important their children are to that former couple.

I hope when my children are in their thirties, they will know that their mother and I value each of them more than one percent each.

Ugh, why do I remember Kim k saying she knew way before the wedding to Kris H that she should not have married him but they already had the rights sold to broadcast the wedding special.

Looks brilliant to me. Lost in Translation had a huge cultural impact (and she got an Oscar for it). Virgin Suicides and Marie Antoinette also resonated with a lot of people. And by all accounts The Beguiled is excellent. Has she done some other stuff that wasn’t as good? Probably, but most people with brilliant

A lot of orchestras hold “blind auditions”: hopefuls play behind a screen, with the process arranged so that no hint of their gender presentation or race reaches the panel. These orchestras suddenly found themselves hiring people other than white men - even though they’d honestly believed they hired on merit alone.

I hate him so much.

I would like to donate a punch to Piers Morgan’s face on Ariana’s behalf. He deserves it.

In the photo op with Theresa May (sitting side by side in chairs) he spoke English. In the same set up with Trump, he chose to speak French. Yes it was petty, yes it was amazing.

She was literally a victim too! Being famous doesn’t make her immune to trauma. Jesus Christ.

And, naturally, people are poo-pooing on her, claiming she’s “inserting herself into this to increase her fame”. I cannot even with this shit anymore.

And Zaphod Cheetolbrox does his “I’m right here” hand thing, then tries his handshake bullshit. Macron stops him, this gives him the “You did your best, sport” arm pat.

And Macron doesn’t just go towards Angela first, they hold each other in a warm greeting and exchange kisses. Their bond is real, Donald. France and Germany are best friends and YOU CAN’T SIT WITH THEM.

Jesus, Trump. You are presumably the leader of the free world. Learn how to give a dignified handshake. Cringing.

Ah yes. The tears are so, so sweet. So delicious.