Vin Diesel > Ryan Reynolds.

I think there’s an annual maintenance fee, too. Basically it’s like those bs “Who’s Who” honors but for people in entertainment.

I think it’s real. Neither of them has ever been single long. Gwen went from the No Doubt guy to the Bush guy to this, Blake went from his first marriage to his second to this. They’re serial monogamists. It could be 10 years before they figure out that they don’t really even like each other.

I agree with both of these sentiments. Mostly I just want Jimmy to stop revealing online spoilers as his “predicted” final four, though

Seems to me there was a creepy way to do this plot and an easy not-creepy way, and they went full creepy for...drama?

That was my local news, not the hoaxer - it was something like “Terminally Ill Child Gets a Santa Surprise for Christmas” so I thought it would be something nice about how the kid got a wish granted or something

I initially read it because the headline that accompanied it implied an optimistic end. I am a sap.

hey don’t worry, according to santa con up there, you just explain that you’re “Santa’s number one elf” and you get in to Heaven!

I think it’s the plastic surgery and botox/fillers/whatever. Everyone who overdoes that stuff just looks sort of an unspecified mid-late 40's (regardless of their age being over/under that) until they’re suddenly very old looking.

And about half the time there is some obviously fake “damage” caused by the foreclosed-upon poors (spray paint and garbage left by the production assistants, broken toilets and other things they were going to replace anyway)

I wonder if you can actually hold someone to a contractual provision preventing them from talking about the abuse they suffered at your hand? There are public policy reasons for not enforcing certain contract provisions...

Oh you’re right! I knew I was skipping a step in the passive aggressive dance they do

I’m sad that they don’t have the CW seasons on Hulu. I never saw how it ended.

Tarek, sorry about your divorce, man

“People are looking for a house” is popular because of the voyeurism of knowing what houses in other places cost. The “house flipper” thing is popular probably because they make so much money for essentially showing up to check on other peoples’ work - it’s a fantasy lifestyle. Fixer Upper is the top of the heap…

If anything will repel the gays, it’s Joanna’s interior decorating style

Seriously - every episode I have seen has the exact same “plot”: they find a potential house to flip. She says something wise about the costs, about being careful because [reason], etc. He pays no attention to her and does what he wants (nearly every time this means overpaying for a house they decided not to buy). She…

Ok, I get it, Fuller House is not good. But it’s not even the worst show on Netflix, let alone the worst show out there. (Has anyone seen the horrible Ashton Kutcher/Sam Elliott ranch show?). At what point do we recognize that everyone mocks this specific show because it’s geared toward women, and is based on a show…

All the beach lifeguards near me when I was growing up were teens and college kids working part-time on summer break. Is full-time lifeguarding a Florida thing?

It totally is. It’s not always explicitly “nepotism,” nor just men, either. I was the first in my immediate family to go to college and so I didn’t have the white-collar job connections for formal nepotism, but, as a young white woman with some academic accomplishments on her resume I got a lot of jobs and connections…