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Question meant with no snark: Why don’t any states require maternity leave or add maternity leave to their unemployment programs? (I feel like CA might have done this, but I am unsure) Why is this a federal issue, besides the obvious “all women should have this” (which, agreed, of course)? Is it purely because FMLA is

I’m not sure “typical suburban Non-Denominational megachurch” is what is usually meant by the term “Evangelical” these days. “Evangelical” is Oral Roberts University, young Earth Creationist, Duggar family Christianity. Like, those people may have gone to this church as well, but they wouldn't have been in the pulpit

I read an article that said that Jade and Tanner (the couple that got married on the "Bachelor 20" special) stand to make $1 mil this year from social media. Being a D list celeb pays pretty well these days.

So basically just being fat on screen is a “fat joke” to you? You have a much different sense of humor than I do apparently

Maybe you could make them jewelry that's a map to this magical world you live in where all you have to do is call 9-1-1 and your rapist gets prosecuted.

I’m having a really hard time identifying which jokes in any of those movies were “fat” jokes as opposed to jokes about being sloppy, incompetent, loud, obnoxious, overtly sexual, etc. A fat joke is like, “Look, she can’t fit through that door!" All of McCarthy's roles could've been played by Kristen Wiig and the

It’s probably beside the point but Graham’s waist is definitely less than 35 inches, unless she's using a much different measurement for size 14 than even the most size inflated of retailers. Even Old Navy puts a 14 at a 32.5 inch waist.

The famous people are in on it. That's why it cycles through the same few famous people - those are the ones who've agreed to it.

Should've been "mimosa" obviously

When I saw the headline and who it was about my heart sank because I thought that was the news. The song is much better at least.

Some of the best SNL sketches were nearly ruined by his constant breaking. He’s doubled over laughing in the "Cowbell" sketch, for example. Why did they let this continue?

Does it matter? At this point no matter who sings they're going to put that voice through so much autotune they could cast Siri and it would sound the same.

Great physical shape? Lol. More like “a time when you could smoke until you weren’t hungry anymore" ;)

In the interest of saving SF and Austin, may I welcome all these tech bros to the golf course they'll eventually retire in anyway: Phoenix, AZ. Seriously. A lot of people here (particularly the older crowd) are pretty much that guy already (some money, no taste beyond "trendy," Libertarian), but we're so spread out

I've tried to watch it a few times and can't get into it either. For me, it would be fine if it were just the two women, but the way they mistreat and emotionally abuse her daughter is just...uncomfortable.

This thread is making me really fucking grateful for my awesome law school. Maybe I should give them money. When my loans are paid off.

He was great in his bit part on Difficult People which was notable as he is hardly funny to me

In my experience as a size 14, there is a “straight” 14 (that you’d get at stores that don’t carry plus sizes) and a “plus” 14 (at plus-size stores). The “plus" 14 is normally larger. Stores are weird.

Your story would make for a much better, and more real, movie. This is exactly my point. Your story is about your lived experience of being adopted, not some weird fantasy made up by someone who believes that being adopted is, in and of itself, a lesser status that requires fixing. Of course, it’s not such a lesser

What's the over/under on Kate Hudson wearing exclusively her own active wear line in this movie?