EaglesExMachina
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EaglesExMachina

My poor husband is lucky we’re having a boy because my girl name list was basically just the Golden Girls and the actresses that played them.

My mother had a similar lecture/meltdown over my invitations, which said "Together with their parents" rather than "Mr. and Mrs. Bride's Parents Invite you to..." But why would they be inviting people to a party I paid for?

You're doing the lord's work ;)

I basically only clicked on this article in the hopes that it would have some information on when we can get GG streaming

You don't have 300 facebook friends? Are you 60 years old?

The ones I have seen, the booth prints them a copy to take home and you get a copy (maybe only an electronic copy?).

I kind of wish I had gotten a photobooth, because it's a great way to get photos of all of your guests. But not at the prices they're charging.

I wish I had access to a backyard large enough for a wedding.

Can you imagine the Duggar-anger if Anna came out of this the most famous?! I’m rooting for her so much

Now I want Snooki and Anna to kick their men out and move in together with all of their babies and make a reality show. How can we make this happen?!

Perhaps I am a Bad Christian, but I do not understand how just reading about sin/sinners would compromise one’s “personal Christian moral beliefs.” Surely this Grasso guy can still be all up on his moral high horse after reading about (and judging) the subjects of the book, right? And, by his logic, there’d also be

I disagree. She has no education, no assets, no work experience, and four children to care for - she can’t decide for herself to do anything, because how would she? And, she’s been brainwashed to believe she can only follow a male leader - be it her husband, father, or church leader. Her brother is doing the right

Anna knew about the molestation going into the marriage, though, so there's not much her brother could say to her about that.

I also feel like this happened. Maybe it was on The Bugle? I seem to remember him making a big deal out of it and me being proud of America for getting one of the good ones...

There is a waiting list for adoption of babies. There are older kids in the system waiting to be adopted, but that’s not really relevant to teen pregnancy (except to the extent that teen parents may be more likely to be the type whose older children end up in the system due to parents’ abuse, addictions, jail time,

My husband is seriously so bummed about my lack of cravings. He thought it was going to be so easy for 9 months, no "what do you want for dinner?"/"I don't know, what do you want?" discussions...

Wait...they’re actually shaming Hayden Panettiere for gaining 40 pounds during her pregnancy? Isn’t the “recommended” amount like 25-35? And more if you're "underweight" to begin with? WTF

I thought those dresses were made for voluptuous women? They’re like outerwear Spanx, holding in your curves in the right places. Mindy Kaling wears them all the time and she looks amazing.

I agree. I believe that is what California's system does.

John Oliver has a great perspective as a Brit who is also a US citizen - he’s got the outsider view but he’s also one of us. Hopefully Trevor can find a similar footing.