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Isn’t the boozy fruit the day-glo part? I’m confused.

Of COURSE Khloe addressed “liposuction” “rumors” - no one was accusing her of that, everyone was pointing out the obvious implants or filler she has in her butt. They are all so weird about which surgeries they’ll admit to and which they won't.

I love fruitcake and I don’t understand why people hate it. It’s cake with gummy candy (ok, candied fruit, same difference) in it and it tastes like rum and Christmas/winter spices why doesn’t everyone love this?!

That seems like the pricing I was seeing - first starting out/amateur, around $1000; a few years experience with established business/website/blog/portfolio, around $2500 (more for extras like books); and then the “best” ones (usually about the same but slightly noticeably better in quality than the middle group),

I’m sorry for spoiling :(. For what it’s worth, my rumors are probably not accurate. this is like, message board rumors. Now I’ve outed myself as a Bachelorette message board reader. Goodbye, drowning in my own shame forever.

That’s pretty much the rumored "spoiler" ending actually.

From my experience with these types, they almost always believe that they earned and/or deserve those things. Like, the hassle of having to call the rental company twice a year is their “job” for which they deserve those rent checks on the luxury condo every month. But I’m just a poor, what do I know? ;)

What about the one that looks like buff Ryan Gosling? He's hot

Are we all watching the same show? She’s kicked off like 3 guys already! All previous Bachelorettes have kept their manipulators around (Brooks, Bentley, etc.) and cried about them all season.

Britt, is that you?

It's so cute how trust fund kids don't consider their trust funds financial support from their parents

And she's way more one of those girls in the back, too. Wednesday would not approve.

I feel like Anna Wintour has been retreating further into her bob. Eventually all you'll see is hair and two bony arms...

Is 500 Days of Pippa next?

My birthmother Juno-d with me (for lack of a better term, she went to the clinic to terminate and decided there to choose adoption). It weirdly does feel better, knowing that she was able to make that choice for herself - like I wasn’t born out of some forced-birth tragedy, but instead out of her own choice and her

I’m just hoping that a long spin-off that separates them from their family (as they become the “famous” ones) would lead to one or both of them leaving the cult. But more likely it will just continue to give them a platform for their "abortion is the holocaust" crap...

The spin-off would focus on the adult girls (who are the victims in all of this (of molestation and cult brainwashing)), at least, is what I have heard.

So...you want Jezebel to not only write an article but also to state an official position on it? Why?

3 years! He started dating Shoshanna when she was a 17 year old senior in high school :(

They ran an article on the video yesterday