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The New York Daily News article said the guy had brought the ring and was planning on proposing on the beach sometime before the wedding. Good for the bride and groom for being so kind about it, but he was planning on stealing some of their thunder either way.

This was much more interesting than like 90% of those US Weekly “25 Things” lists. So many people list, like, “I love my husband” and “I drink a lot of water” or whatever. I guess I don’t get the snark.

Where can I buy this, though?! I need it. For America.

Wait - I read that book! I thought she said there were condoms in the Fantasy Suite. Although Ben seemed the type to hide them and then say, “sorry, they don't provide that” and Courtney was definitely the type to go along with it anyway, haha

All reality dating show are basically temporary mini-cults. This one went a little further than my personal favorite, The Bachelor/ette, but the cult elements are all there: one person who is the leader, the leader’s opinions on you and your worthiness are all that matters, lack of sleep, lack of food (either by the

So by commenting today, you’re just making sure everyone knows that you were totally one of the smart ones from before. Duly noted. Congrats.

I know its futile to try to apply any kind of logic to anything Limbaugh says, but, like, even if trans people did have “a very serious problem” that needs “treatment,” wouldn’t the simplest and most successful "treatment" be...letting them transition and accepting them?

OK - I apologize to CharlieKellyKingoftheRats for being an asshole about deleting my comment

That’s why there are quotation marks around the words “female Viagra” - quotation marks indicate that it’s called that by others, or that its allegedly or supposedly “female Viagra." You’re nitpicking at a point the article has already made.

You still don't understand quotation marks? Way to delete my other comment.

Is 23 in a school zone not OK? Were there children in the road diving out of the way of her vehicle or something?

Quotation marks - how do they work?!

It’s SO BAD. She’s like, “hey, sorry I am so busy, but this is temporary and really important for my career” and he just sulks and whines at her the whole time. Basically the movie is him trying to gaslight his girlfriend into being less successful than him and the movie wants him to win. Ughhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I’m fine with that (I guess - although it seems pretty limiting for the writers), so long as we’re mocking them for actually doing something bad. Like, it’s not this guy’s fault that his dad is a politician - and now people on the internet are mocking him for trying to be an actor? That’s pretty shitty.

This one was definitely not a great entry in "Loser Sons of Politicians"

Gawker should offer $10k to any Duggar kid who escapes. That would be a better use of 10k than unretouched Lena Dunham photos or whatever.

I wanted to make an “actually, it’s about ethics in judicial record keeping” joke but this is all too sad

I have the opposite reaction - his character in The Devil Wears Prada was so awful and unsupportive of Anne Hathaway's character that I dislike him because of it. Definitely doesn't help that the movie wanted us to be on his side :/.

That’s disgusting. I don’t even know how a person could see that scene as not a problem. Like, I really thought that was supposed to be his character’s lowest point. Disappointed.

Wait...does “libido” not mean what I think it means? Because I have the emotional desire for sex, the willingness to have sex, etc., yet I don’t get “horny” like I used to and my body won’t respond physically like it used to. I assumed that my libido had taken a dive. So, essentially, this drug would do for me exactly