He’s gonna regret this one day as he’s sailing off into the horizon, where the earth ends.

Yeah, but with like 10% less cash than he had on him before.

Thanks to David and Brandon for making this weekend the greatest automotive experience of my life thus far. The Briarwood will always be the anchor of my future fleet of shit boxes and I owe it all to you guys.

I find this promotion strange. Wasn’t the whole point of building that new stadium so white people can run away from non-white people?

“The prospect needs to show he wants a job by giving Phil a reason to stay awake.” - Albert Breer, MMQB

Doesn’t matter had sex.

Well, Trump handily won Ohio, so he may have a point.

He’ll take three steps into summer, like he always does.

Well I would’ve run home and retrieved Glamdring, then run back so that I may smote those bastards like the filthy orcs they are!

I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

Derek Jeter: You haven’t lived until Betty White gives you the pleasure of a Grey Goose

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

Hot take: he didn’t flop, he’s just soft.

That’s also a clear flop by Olynyk.

You mean tea bag.

This guy is the epitome of bust! What were they thinking?????

This wasn’t even the most excruciating press conference in the past two days.

Her name was Shirley, wasn’t it

*Chevy SS to the rest of the GM cars*