They suckered someone into building them a stadium, what do they care about winning now that it’s built?

The nice thing is Kelly had plenty of time to reflect and ponder his next move during the 6 hour drive home when he left Levi’s Stadium for the last time.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

The Seahawks couldn’t stick it in with 7 tries.

Russell Wilson was questionable to return with deja vu.

The police report mentions a “fracas?” Looks like Officer Jones couldn’t find a job using his English degree either. I know that feeling.

Isn’t lecturing Iowa on sportsmanship also sanctimonious?

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

Well at least now he has a handicap

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

“Me and Tom are on the same page,” Hogan said. 

If Walton’s star rises just a little more and Affleck’s star falls a little more someday Affleck will be playing Walton in a gritty, inspiring sports biopic and it will be really magickal.

Man, Talib is always shooting himself in the leg.

Seriously? The “sexual hazing” was LITERALLY a game of “would you rather.” You know, like high school kids play on the bus. Questions like, “would you rather have sex with an Oregon Duck or a real duck?”

The swimmer was expelled. The fact that the judge gacked is not a reflection of the school. Love the “furd” thing though. So edgy. (Signed, alum of both schools (since I’m assuming you are affiliated with the school across the bay, you will know what I mean by “both”))

What do you expect from the Stanford band. It’s a rag-tag group of people who just go out and have fun and don’t take this college band crap seriously. I love them for that.

Counterpoint: The band is truly incomparable. Great music and energy, in spite of and not because of the excesses of some members. The goofy “structured” halftime shows get the attention, but the postgame jams and campus performances are invigorating.

I want to believe that Urban Meyer’s wife calling him in the middle of his press conference to tell him to pick up a gallon of milk is them basically dunking on Harbaugh after the win.

This incident will be swept under the rug and he will be transferred to another Catholic school football program

Not at all surprising coming from a shitbag program like notre dame