CP. $1500 for a clean example. Not brown, but a manual:

Anyone really think Maverick McCain will break from his idiot party? C’mon.

It’s true, Cornell is the worst.

Miss the Axe much?

Fuck you.

Unnnhh unnnnhh Calcalcal

S-E-C! S-E-C!

“Designed to stifle innovation”?

Read the script. No one mocked Iowa for having cows.

How are they making any kind of dig at Iowa at all? Show me anything offensive about that show. You can't.

You're a real man of the people, right?

Did you read the script? Tell me one thing they have to apologize for. It’s the definition of “innocuous”.

35-0 at halftime is sure to make any Hawkeye fan a little sensitive.

Touchy much?

Anyone who was offended by the show is remarkably thin-skinned. The Band poked more fun at themselves than Iowa. And the digs at Iowa were very tame.

He’s the next David Klingler.

And Sanders only caught 19 passes for 106 yards, while McCaffery had 41/540, so your point is what exactly?

I sort of thought I might like this review, but that would sort of involve me having an actual opinion.