If you’re gonna add blueberries, you might as well take it one step further and add this too (or instead).

“I buried Paul”

Purchasing far away - another factor to consider is what you can ascertain in person vs. via photos/text. Does the interior have a funky odor? Does the leather feel like beef jerky? What photos aren’t they showing? (I noticed a listing w/ pro-level photos on BaT but they suspiciously omit photos of the soft top and…

She did say Yes to him after 12 minutes of dating so she can’t place all the blame on him. She has terrible taste in boyfriends/fiances.

My friend’s 2004 RX-8 doesn’t have rust (because California) but his red paint is just bad. It had black deposits on it when new and since then the paint has faded to an orange (except for where his clear bra was) and the clearcoat has started peeling and oxidizing white.

One of these years, take a trip over to CA or the Southwest with a car hauler in tow and pick up some rust free beaters for $1000. You’ll save gobs of money and time for the rebuild compared to the sad rustbuckets I keep seeing in your yard.

If she has credit card debt, she’s living a Steakhouse life on an Applebee’s budget.

The rear end is 55% black plastic honeycomb, while the front is 85%.

Except for first gear, you can get by shifting without use of the clutch with careful timing and rev matching. Try it! But RIP your synchros.

A French sounding LE1 would have been better than the 1LE

They are definitely not very attractive and the proportions are off. Also, there are limited options so you see only a few variants. Even my friend’s AWD version has no badging to denote it. And he still hasn’t removed the hideous aero wheel covers yet!

I always thought a Prius represented that washer and dryer look.

Their sole purposes are to fill time and to catch up channel surfers who just tuned in. But I can’t imagine that type of viewer outnumber DVR watchers anymore. Why watch live TV when you can skip through the garbage time and finish an episode in 11 minutes.

In a half-hour timeslot, how much actual content is there after you take out the time for commercial breaks, intro, “coming after the break”s, recaps after the breaks, repetitive shots and pans, and outro?

On the podium, he took a deservedly huge swig of champagne before spraying it. I’m sure he had quite a fun Sunday night.

Is it just me or did anyone else laugh about the Porsche has the sport chrono option, which is a lap timer, but the dude uses a phone app instead. There’s also a big screen in the center console. Porsche is missing the boat here by not using the screen for track apps, or creating a mobile app to do the same thing (and…

Another reason to avoid London layovers — they make you go through security checks (verbal interview & x-rays) again and they are not at all efficient in the manner they do this.

Ford should cap production of the GT at 1966 - the year of Ford’s Le Mans victory.

My friend has leased multiple Leafs over the years, primarily because of the carpool sticker and he’s 0% a car guy. I tried to nudge him to the Bolt since he has terrible range anxiety issues (can’t meet for happy hour because it’s too far, etc.) but he ended up with another Leaf. At least next time he will hopefully…

How much are tickets and consessions? Still at ridiculously overpriced levels? They could try an experiment to drastically lower their prices and see if attendance soars.