How to flip a Negroni: instead of equal parts gin, Compari, and vermouth, make it with equal parts vermouth, Compari, and gin.

Fuck them. The airlines became profitable because of egregious baggage fees. Any bailout needs to have strings ropes attached, in the form of caps on fees (flight changes, baggage, etc.), improved bill of rights for travelers, and limits on the smallness of seats and bathrooms.

Mine is unfortunately down the price of a new Ferrari. I shoulda used that money for fun!

This is more of a Bronco II as opposed to the larger OJ getaway vehicle.

In 3rd place in automotive lighting-related crime - blazing your rear fog light in clear weather. It looks like your European car has a malfunctioning taillight and is distractingly bright for others behind you. Which brings us to...

I think Subaru’s sales figures are inversely proportional to horsepower they produce.

Subaru’s naturally aspirated engines must have the lowest specific output of any manufacturer. Contrast that to the other car brand that also uses flat engines that produce great power.

It seems like Nissan drivers are the new a-holes of the road. Driving like dicks or very, very slowly.

I don’t understand why the Taycan’s 2nd gear is so close to 1st gear. Motors produce so much torque that 2nd gear could be much lower and I would assume yield much higher range.

I’m a bourbon kinda guy but it seems like it doesn’t go well with green Chartreuse so I’m always looking for how to use it. This sounds good so I’ll give a whirl this weekend!

The C&Cs at Canepa Motorsports in California used to be all-access affairs. Like you could literally walk up to the racks of parts of a car that was being worked on. A year later, they roped off the work areas. I can only assume some extremely valuable parts from rare (if not 1-off) cars, got swiped. Thanks, assholes.

If you must buy an aftermarket warranty, buy it a couple months before the factory warranty expires.

Also fine although I haven’t done it yet: when you’re stopped at a red light with a bunch of other cars, and that idiot next to you has left a 1.5x to 2x car lengths gap in front of him/her, it is OK to move into that huge gap.

Exactly. The larger causes are differential in speeds of cars, poor lane discipline, and too fast for bad weather. And being Michigan, probably failures of rusted out car suspensions and frames.

That thing just might be worth picking up a vaping habit for.

Cut up power towel tubes then

Don’t forget hashbrowns and cheese waffles (chaffles)

Everything in the world has gotten faster except for travel. On the road, higher traffic makes your drives longer. In the air, post-911 security waits and lack of the hypersonic Concorde (although only a sliver of population could use it) has made air travel longer.

You know what else is under-rated? Proper detent angles for doors. Take the Mustang GT. Your options are to suck in your gooch and shimmy sideways into the drivers seat or swing the door so wide you have to have one foot out of the car to reach the handle to close it. Even the new Camry is afflicted with this.

My goal is to own minimal depreciation cars (bugeye WRX wagon, S2000, E46 M3, 1M). Of this list, I’d only want the Viper and F355. I do want an off-roady thing but would only consider the Jeep (and not even that seriously, my parents had one in the 80s and I nearly had 3rd degree burns from climbing on the vinyl seats)…