How to flip a Negroni: instead of equal parts gin, Compari, and vermouth, make it with equal parts vermouth, Compari, and gin.

Fuck them. The airlines became profitable because of egregious baggage fees. Any bailout needs to have strings ropes attached, in the form of caps on fees (flight changes, baggage, etc.), improved bill of rights for travelers, and limits on the smallness of seats and bathrooms.

I’m 50/50 on the first movie. It was very slow for the first half but had some decent suspense and action in the second. Don’t really know if a sequel is worth watching though.

Mine is unfortunately down the price of a new Ferrari. I shoulda used that money for fun!

This is more of a Bronco II as opposed to the larger OJ getaway vehicle.

In 3rd place in automotive lighting-related crime - blazing your rear fog light in clear weather. It looks like your European car has a malfunctioning taillight and is distractingly bright for others behind you. Which brings us to...

I think Subaru’s sales figures are inversely proportional to horsepower they produce.

Subaru’s naturally aspirated engines must have the lowest specific output of any manufacturer. Contrast that to the other car brand that also uses flat engines that produce great power.

I told the pharmacist I wanted the GoodRx price and she looked it up herself.

No, let them crash back to Earth in their effort to disprove gravity.

My thoughts exactly. Hopefully more flat earthers follow through with his pursuit to start thinning out their herd.

And yet they will rebuild communities in areas in flood-prone areas (with assistance from insurance and govt) and it will flood again. Time to classify them as wetlands and outlaw habitation there.

I’d just be happy if Apple let you organize the icons on your homescreen the way you want them instead of forcing the Left-to-Right, Top-to-Bottom structure, which is the suck.

It seems like Nissan drivers are the new a-holes of the road. Driving like dicks or very, very slowly.

Me using the Apple TV remote:

I don’t understand why the Taycan’s 2nd gear is so close to 1st gear. Motors produce so much torque that 2nd gear could be much lower and I would assume yield much higher range.

I’m a bourbon kinda guy but it seems like it doesn’t go well with green Chartreuse so I’m always looking for how to use it. This sounds good so I’ll give a whirl this weekend!

The C&Cs at Canepa Motorsports in California used to be all-access affairs. Like you could literally walk up to the racks of parts of a car that was being worked on. A year later, they roped off the work areas. I can only assume some extremely valuable parts from rare (if not 1-off) cars, got swiped. Thanks, assholes.

If you must buy an aftermarket warranty, buy it a couple months before the factory warranty expires.

Also fine although I haven’t done it yet: when you’re stopped at a red light with a bunch of other cars, and that idiot next to you has left a 1.5x to 2x car lengths gap in front of him/her, it is OK to move into that huge gap.