I learned that the rules of Zombieland apply to this game. Most importantly: 1) always double tap. Even if you didn't kill it and it looks dead, bash in the head with the cricket bat just to be sure. 2) Don't let yourself get cornered in a crowded area. Use noise and stealth effectively to your advantage. 3)…

You obviously didn't read the article in its entirety. It has nothing to do with making purchases. It's s imply a means of verifying age AT THE TIME OF NINTENDO NETWORK ID CREATION. You can't verify that with a Wii U points card.

I'll be sure to add you...so long as miiverse actually lets me add people...

Having played the game today for a little bit, that is absolutely not the case. If you try to cricket bat a horde of zombies one by one, you will be overrun and killed. This is a game where it's better to run away than stand your ground if you're facing more than 2 zombies. If it's just you and one zombie, cricket…

I'll add you later. I'm Dyram_Blade

I wasn't sure if you were joking, or if you didn't really know about the height thing. Also, it is considered cheating to use Oddjob, especially in a slappers only match. =P

That's not Oddjob. That's Nick-nack. The only real midget in the Bond Universe. I don't know why Goldeneye had Oddjob be a midget. He's actually normal size (only slightly shorter than Connery). Here's a picture. He's lunging so he looks a little shorter than he actually is. Unfortunately, this was the best…

Ok, that was pretty amusing to watch. Can you imagine having something like that at the club? Hook up one random person to a heart monitor and the music matches the tempo of that person's heart-beat. It'd be a real wtf moment for the people on the dance floor.

God, I loved playing Myst as a kid. I don't know if I can justify getting it with the $30 price tag though. If it was $20 or less, I would consider getting it for my wife to play.

*Sigh*. You gotta love people who use blanket statements for everything. Really, you're going to lump all Americans into one bucket? And you throw insults to boot. Well, whatever helps you sleep at night and feel better about yourself.

What TheSolarKnight said. Also, if you, like me, don't plan on downloading retail games on the eShop and only really plan on doing the occasional VC game or eShop download, the Deluxe is the perfect option as you probably won't be filling that up very quickly (if at all). Stack that on top of the 10% back, and…

It's true. ;_;

Actually, I think that was me...

I'm not sure if you're kidding, or if you really can't tell that I was being facetious...

Psh. Moderation is dumb. Gorging yourself is where it's at.

That sounds like a delicious death. Throw some putin in there for the onion rings and sign me up.

I wasn't the biggest BK fan as a kid. I was more of a McDonald's guy myself, but I LOVED their onion rings. Also, now that they have that horseradish-based dipping sauce. God, so good. Now, BK has some better sandwiches, and, honestly, I've always liked their classic chicken sandwich.

Our McDonald's don't have onion rings. This makes me sad knowing that some do. :(

How many people do we expect will die from heart attacks? This sounds like a terrible idea, health-wise. Delicious ('dem onion rings), but stupid.

Usually you are not devoid of freedom when you have independence. I could wax philosophical about the various types of freedom, but I don't have that kind of time or energy right now.