Idk if a human could pull this off by themselves, it doesn’t look like there’s mushroom for error.

Nah, it’s supposed to read like:

You really need to cover MatPat’s attempt for Jeopardy consideration.

My God, so many insults, so much aggression in the greys. You guys, it’s okay for you to disagree with me. I’m not mad at that. But why make all those assumptions about my person (wrong across the board, by the way) based on such a scarcity of information? Why feel the need to attack me personally at all?

The rules are meant to just be a framework that the players and DM tweak to tell their story. What the article states is arguably wrong with D&D 5E could be solved by a DM being flexible and a decent storyteller.

You live in the Chicago suburbs? Is your last name “Griswold”? Is your proposal to build a park closer to Chicago actually because you’re still a little angry about that vacation when you drove half way across the country just to find the park was closed?

They’re both bad, but I tend to agree with atrimus. Rise was that bad. It has worse pacing issues and everything about Palpatine being in the picture feels lazy. 

Airport departure announcement joke

“Can you go find proof of what I DIDN’T do? No? Then there’s no way it could possibly be racist, even if it adversely affects POC and even if I had every reason to know that!”

If they were committed to changing the culture of harassment and sexism (spoiler alert: they aren’t) at Ubisoft, a 20 year veteran who has almost certainly been indoctrinated into that culture is not the way to do it.

I mean forgetting the issue of gender and nationality, maybe, juuuuust maybe, someone who’s been there 20 years is as entrenched in the toxic work culture as the guy they just canned for that very reason.

I always love these arguments that try and sound fair but really just imply no person of color is qualified to fit the jobs traditionally given to white dudes.

Its centered on white women who flex their white privilege, please, let's unpack how using 'Karen' is destroying white women everywhere.

Oh man, perfect. Indy walks into the bar and tells whoever he’s with to sit at the bar while he goes finds a pilot. He goes the the back of the bar and sits down across from Mark Hamill but you don’t hear any of the dialogue (since the shot is still on who was sitting at the bar). Indy comes back.

HR does exist to protect the company, but they clearly failed to do that here. Because now they’re dealing with not just one employee’s complaint at a time, but rather an entire state’s civil rights enforcement arm. HR didn’t protect the company at all.

there’s a joke to be made here about how first party nintendo games never go on sale, but this is ridiculous

That’s not how vaccines work. The AZ and Pfizer vaccines, at two doses, offer around 90% protection. That means fully vaccinated people will still contract Covid-19 if suitably exposed in one in 10 cases.

Holding pro-”tolerance” beliefs would very clearly mean that you are against anti-tolerance ideologies.
The rhetoric that left leaning people should be accepting of right exlusionary ideologies because they should accept everything equally is inherently flawed logic. It’s an attempt at a straw man argument that just…

the core belief that human life beginning at conception isn’t a nonsensical one.