Good thing they aren't taken advantage of now.

"I did marching band and ballroom dance in college"

Man, if he can't handle it now just wait until he has to do it all over again at the Paratrial

Funny, I have the same reaction when I take shots.

A bucket was placed at his feet.

Usually, the only time you see the Millionaires and the Senators get together is at Republican Congressional Committee fundraisers.

I'm pretty sure this chart's methodology is flawed. Kentuckians were just describing the science behind childbirth.

That goalie was god like and he was the backup. Every single Canadian player in the game, aside from Carry Price, had at least one shot on goal. That never happens.

Bruce Jenner.

I was going to come on here and bitch about the incredibly litigious society we live in where people sue over the pettiest of shit, and then I read the article and realized how ridiculous this actually was. I hate most lawsuits, but even $75k seems low here. Fuck that coach.

A missing ring in Russia? What a shocker.

I think tumblr is already doing a fine job by itself getting feminists to tear each other to shreds.

Well if someone in DC hit their target you can rule out RG3 as a suspect.

And to think there were some who speculated that Ford would never run again.

I believe the adage is: He was born on 3rd base believing he hit a triple...

This shit is so hilarious

buko cash

Given that this is a Steelers fan, what makes you assume it's a man?

Unicorns? Show ponies? Whaaaaat?

This just underscores my feelings that (many) kids shouldn't have unfettered access to the internet. They simply don't yet have the ability to understand the long-term consequences of their actions, and unfortunately, too many parents now use the internet the same way the parents of my generation used TV — as an…