There'll be almost a million teeth!

You're, like, not all that swift, eh?

Simplicity, people, simplicity.

Your sense of irony is dull. The key line was "pick up the blitz."

At this time, I think it's a smart to try and capitalize on the increased exposure of soccer in general. Comparing this to the NHL expansion is like comparing hockey pucks and soccer balls.

"There's nothing the least bit notable about the play."

Stop ragging on her looks, you guys have no idea what you're talking about. Have you even heard her speak in her native language yet? Pure Romance.

I suffered from "Low T", or let's be honest "No T" as a result of radiation therapy. It doesn't just make you "get the sads in your Johnson...lose interest in birthday cake and long road trips with their wives". It had profound physical effects which eventually got me to the endocrinologist's office and serious…

This is the first time I've seen Richmond referred to as "DC area". I mean, we're talking over 100 miles, and while I suppose it's technically possible to do that trek in an hour and a half, it's not happening in regular daylight hours.

"She is rather large and we're going keep her overnight for observation, but I see no reason to say that your daughter can't someday shop at Wal-Mart in a giant fucking Tweety Bird t-shirt."